Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (TV Series)

Josh and I Work on a Case! (2016)

Pete Gardner: Darryl Whitefeather

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• Darryl Whitefeather : You're gay? No one's ever mentioned that.

  White Josh : Uh, well, everybody knows. Not a big deal.

  Darryl Whitefeather : Oh. Okay. It's just, maybe your nickname should be "Gay Josh" instead of "White Josh" because then people would know what's up.

  White Josh : Why? We don't call Greg "Straight Greg." We don't call you "Old Gay Darryl."

• Darryl Whitefeather : I like women - I like sleeping with women! I like the way they smell, I like the way that they - the feel of their skin, I like their... bird-like voices. I mean, does that sound gay?

  White Josh : Nope. Sounds like a serial killer, but a straight one for sure.

• Darryl Whitefeather : So, this is like the vagina of the system.

  Bert : It's a manhole.

  Darryl Whitefeather : So this manhole is a vagina.

  Bert : You're saying a lot of crazy stuff.

• Darryl Whitefeather : Now, it's true, I'm not gay. I, Darryl Whitefeather, I like both sexes. I'm a bothsexual!