- [Ravi tells Blaine that him and Peyton were involved with each other]
- Blaine DeBeers: [about Peyton] Why would Mr. Boss think I'd endanger myself to save her?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Because, as I understand it, you were, uh, involved with her.
- Blaine DeBeers: How deeply?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: A merciful God spared me the details.
- [Liv tries to offer Clive a way out from the enclosing zombies by scratching him]
- Clive Babineaux: No way I'm getting eaten alive.
- Olivia Moore: There's another option. I could scratch you.
- Clive Babineaux: You wanna turn me into one of them?
- Olivia Moore: Not one of them. One of us.
- [Mr. Boss demands to his henchman that he wants Blaine dead]
- Stacey Boss: I want Blaine dead. Dead, dead. And when it's done, cut his head off, bring it to me in a hat box. This is Seattle, not Sleepy Hollow.
- [Clive stops a waiter at Max Rager who has a police gear on]
- Clive Babineaux: Major?
- Cater Waiter: Uh, Art History. Which is why I'm doing this.
- [Clive and Liv find the dead body of Rob Thomas on stage]
- Clive Babineaux: Uh, poor Rob Thomas.
- Olivia Moore: This is how a skull breaks.
- [Major holds an ax when he opens the elevator door to Vaughn Du Clark inside]
- Major Lilywhite: Here's Major!
- [Ravi tells Peyton that he's considering to become a bad boy]
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Personally, I've been toying with the idea of, uh, becoming a bad boy.
- Peyton Charles: Is that right?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Yeah. Start banging my mates' girlfriends, get into strip club fights, tip a few cows.
- Peyton Charles: I can't imagine you doing any of that.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Well, you can't imagine good Ravi cow tipping, but bad Ravi?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: [Ravi scoffs] He'll knock a broad-arse bovine on her side without a second thought.
- [Major shakes Clive's hand for getting him out of prison]
- Clive Babineaux: Be like Private Ryan. 'Earn this.'
- Major Lilywhite: [Major smiles] That's the plan.
- [Major tells the group where the Max Rager party is going to be]
- Major Lilywhite: So, it turns out the party at Max Rager tonight is a lock-in, down in an underground parking lot. Prison-themed. Because of their new Super Max drink.
- Clive Babineaux: A prison theme? White people.
- [Major and Liv try to come up with a plan to get into Max Rager]
- Ravi Chakrabarti: So, what? You plan on Weekend At Bernie's-ing a dead Janko through the halls of Max Rager?
- Major Lilywhite: Of course not.
- Olivia Moore: We'll just take his hand.
- [Ravi frowns at their decision]
- [Ravi comes home to find Blaine at his house]
- Ravi Chakrabarti: With everything that's going on, I have no business feeling this happy, yet, here I am, feeling...
- Ravi Chakrabarti: [Ravi sees Blaine in his kitchen] Nauseas.
- [Clive, Liv, and Major exchange weapons in the Max Rager garage]
- Olivia Moore: Let's rock and roll.
- Clive Babineaux: Sorry, that's all the firepower I've got.
- Major Lilywhite: [Major sees an axe on the wall] There's always 'In case of fire' power.
- [Liv straps the dismembered hand of a lab tech to her belt]
- Olivia Moore: A massive zombie outbreak means never having to say you're sorry.
- [Blaine and Ravi arm themselves with weapons to save Peyton]
- Blaine DeBeers: If I go out, it's going to be in a blaze of glory, not by friendly fire.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: [Ravi talks serious with Blaine] So you know, I'm squad leader on my Call of Duty World League Challenge Division team. I know what I'm doing.
- [Vivian Stoll introduces herself after saving Clive, Liv and Major]
- Vivian Stoll: Vivian Stoll, Fillmore-Graves Enterprises.
- Clive Babineaux: Clive Babineaux Seattle P.D. This is Olivia Moore from the Medical Examiner's office.
- Vivian Stoll: You're gonna be a busy girl.
- Major Lilywhite: [Major introduces himself] Major Lilywhite. Personal trainer.
- [Rita gives Major the password to the Max Rager cells]
- Gilda: Just punch in 876-5309. What can I say? Dad loves the '80s.
- [Vaughn Du Clark yells at the zombie Rita]
- Gilda: Did you ever care about me?
- Vaughn Du Clark: [Vaughn Du Clark yells at Rita] Do you hear yourself? Do you hear yourself? Making this moment about you! 'Cause I'm the one who stands to lose a billion dollars tonight! Not to mention my reputation! One hundred dead employees, one dead Rob Thomas. I mean, this just looks bad. You think Twitter's gonna be kind?
- [first lines]
- Major Lilywhite: [Major thanks Liv while beating on imaginary drums in the air] Thanks for letting Ravi and me stay here. I drove by my place, and my front yard is still occupied by reporters and looky-loos.
- Olivia Moore: I know you're still rolling on drummer brain, but you need to switch to this. Janko brain.
- [Clive leaves Agent Bozzio a voice message]
- Clive Babineaux: Hey. It's me again. I have a feeling you're not listening to these messages, but I'm really hoping we can get together and talk, Dale. I wish you could trust I had a good reason to do what I did. Please call me back. I miss you.
- [Mr. Boss holds up a toy train to his henchman]
- Stacey Boss: Here it is, boys. The Great Northern Railway's premiere passenger train, the Empire Builder. When this baby's whistle blows, I might, too.
- [Mr. Boss demands to his henchman that Don E. and Chief are murdered]
- Stacey Boss: So, these two have taken over Blaine's business? I want them dead. Extra bloody.
- Kenny: You sure? So soon...
- Stacey Boss: I won, Kenny. Seattle threw in the towel. I own this city. So, let's take our victory lap.
- [Ravi asks how Peyton feels after losing her case to Mr. Boss]
- Ravi Chakrabarti: How are you feeling?
- Peyton Charles: Like I let an entire city full of people down. I was contemplating going door to door handing out 'sorry I suck so bad' gift baskets.
- [Major and Liv see Ravi going to bed with Peyton]
- Major Lilywhite: I'm guessing we won't be needing this inflatable mattress.
- [Don E. tells Chief that it's like the civil war for them zombies]
- Don Everhart: It would've been so sweet if the DA's office had been able to nail Mr. Boss. Life would be all like...
- Don Everhart: [Don E. strumming happily on his banjo instrument] Instead it's all Ken Burns Civil War-y...
- [as Don E. starts strumming a sad war tune]
- [Don E. is threatened by Mr. Boss's henchmen Kenny]
- Kenny: Now Blaine's dead, and somehow Lucky U is back on the streets. And I'm guessing that he's not the brains behind the operation. Which leaves...
- Don Everhart: [Don E. begs for his life] Me? I'm a glorified gopher. I'm no one.
- [Don E. gets a gun pulled on him by Mr. Boss's henchmen Kenny]
- Don Everhart: Just make it quick. One to the head, bam, like Chief there. No throat-slitting, gut shot nonsense. I can't handle pain, man.
- Don Everhart: [Don E. starts to laugh at Kenny shaking] Are your fricking hands shaking? Damn, son.
- Kenny: My hand's not shaking!
- Don Everhart: Aw, man. Just move close. It'll make it easier to aim. What? Mr. Boss couldn't send a pro? Am I your first?
- [the thugs of Mr. Boss report to him that Blaine is still alive]
- Stacey Boss: We slit his throat. How in the hell could he still be alive?
- Howard: Maybe it was a miracle or something?
- Stacey Boss: A miracle? The only miracle is that I'm not asking Kenny to shoot you right now.
- [Clive learns that zombies are stored in a secret lab at Max Rager]
- Clive Babineaux: I'm still processing zombies, and now you're giving me secret labs? Are all the zombies being dangled over a shark tank?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: It's a good deal to digest.
- [Liv tells Clive that their rescue mission is a zombie thing]
- Clive Babineaux: I can't help you with this.
- Olivia Moore: I would never expect you to. This is a zombie thing.
- [Vaughn Du Clark tells zombie Rita that he's doing everything for her]
- Vaughn Du Clark: The company is selling for more money than I can ever spend over multiple lifetimes. And now, with all these zombie guinea pigs, finding a cure for you will have my full attention.
- Gilda: Wow. You're doing all this for me?
- Vaughn Du Clark: Yeah, I am.
- Gilda: Yet you couldn't hold an elevator door open for three seconds.
- [Vaughn Du Clark tells zombie Rita that she's going to laugh about being a zombie one day]
- Vaughn Du Clark: I promise you, one day, years from now, we're gonna be sipping limoncello on the patio of my new Lake Como estate, watching your kids run around, assuming you can still have kids... Whatever, maybe they'll be adopted. Who cares? Anyway, limoncello, frolicking kids and... We're gonna lock eyes across a sundrenched patio and we'll think...
- Vaughn Du Clark: [Vaughn Du Clark giggles] 'Remember... That whole crazy secret basement thing?'
- Vaughn Du Clark: [Vaughn Du Clark chuckles] 'Oh, how far we've come.'
- [Drake tells the tatted lab tech that the two of them can have a brave off]
- Tatted Lab Tech: Look at you. The brave one.
- Drake Holloway: Why don't you put the cattle prod down? We can have a brave-off.
- Drake Holloway: [the lab tech hesitates] Yeah, that's what I thought.
- [Liv and Major look through the Max Rager crowd for someone to help get them in the labs]
- Olivia Moore: [about the corpse of Janko] We should've taken the damn hand.
- [the prison guard tells Clive he'll let him into Max Rager for one reason]
- Prison Screw: Look, man, you cannot tell Mr. Du Clark that I let you in. I'm begging you. Say it was Rob Thomas. You cannot believe the crap that guy gets away with.
- [Vaughn Du Clark holds up two cocktails for his guest Vivian Stoll]
- Vaughn Du Clark: Oh, cocktails! Perfect timing. Cellblock Mango, or Convicted Melon? Which would you prefer, Viv?
- Vivian Stoll: Vian. I only drink liquor that comes out of a barrel. The way God intended.
- Vaughn Du Clark: Double-fisted it is, then.
- [Vaughn Du Clark tries to ask Vivian Stoll what her plans with Super Max is going to be]
- Vaughn Du Clark: So tell me about all the cool stuff your mercenaries will be doing when you pump 'em full of Super Max. They gonna be dodging bullets Keanu Reeves-style, huh?
- Vivian Stoll: You know, the thing about private military contractors is that they love gabbing with strangers about what they do.
- [Vaughn Du Clark welcomes musician Rob Thomas to the stage]
- Vaughn Du Clark: Who's ready to have their world rocked? I cannot tell you how much I love this man, okay? His music is ripped from the headlines of my soul. And if his song Real World is not on your cardio playlist, I don't want to know you. Ladies and gentleman, the one, the only, Rob Thomas!
- [Blaine returns to Peyton's apartment and finds Ravi knocked out on the ground]
- Blaine DeBeers: Hey. What the hell happened? Where's our district attorney friend?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: They took Peyton, and pistol whipped me.
- [Liv, Clive and Major arrive to the dead Rob Thomas party]
- Clive Babineaux: Looks like the party's over.
- Major Lilywhite: Everyone's dead.
- Olivia Moore: Or undead. Watch your backs.
- [the zombies in the Max Rager garage chase Major, Liv, and Clive into a single storage room]
- Major Lilywhite: This is why I self-park.
- [Blaine and Ravi sit outside Mr. Boss's place]
- Blaine DeBeers: I'm scouting around back to see if there's a better plan of attack.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: You won't go in without me, right?
- Blaine DeBeers: I'm considering using you for a human shield.
- [Vivian Stoll saves Liv, Clive, and Major by killing the horde of zombies]
- Vivian Stoll: [firing her pistol] Get some! Come on! Get some!
- Major Lilywhite: Who the hell is that?
- [Clive thanks Vivian Stoll for saving their lives from the horde of zombies]
- Clive Babineaux: We were out of ammo. You got here in the nick of time.
- Vivian Stoll: I'm the new owner here. I'm starting to think I overpaid.
- [Liv finds Rita in one of the Max Rager cells]
- Gilda: Hey, roomie.
- Olivia Moore: Well, if it isn't the poster child for poetic justice. Did someone have a lab accident?
- Gilda: I'm gonna guess, based on that dismembered hand in your belt, that you weren't invited down here.
- [Rita tries to tell Liv, Clive and Major that they're all on the same side]
- Gilda: [Rita whining through the glass] Come on, guys. We're all on the same side here. We all hate my dad. We all want to survive the night. We've all seen Major naked
- Clive Babineaux: I haven't seen...
- Olivia Moore: Do it, Major. She makes one false move, I'll put a bullet in her brain.
- [Vaughn Du Clark watches Liv shoot the zombie Drake dead]
- Vaughn Du Clark: Dead. Oh, man! She shot him! Okay? Shot him dead! Well, more dead. A couple more deaths, we're gonna be able to change this Lifetime movie into a Greek tragedy.
- [Clive tells Liv after she kills Drake that she's a soldier]
- Clive Babineaux: Liv. Let the brain take over. You're a soldier. You've been trained for this.
- [Vaughn Du Clark sets the zombies free into Major's cell]
- Vaughn Du Clark: Dinner is served! Go get 'em, guys!
- Vaughn Du Clark: [the zombies stop and grunt at the glass] What's the dealio? Will no one rid me of this meddlesome Jason Priestly-type? Hey! Hey, dummies! There's your first course. Hot cross brains. Right there!
- Vaughn Du Clark: [the zombies completely ignore Major when Du Clark suddenly gets it] Oh... Snap. Yeah, I'm arguing with a dead guy.
- [Major leaves Vaughn Du Clark trapped in the elevator with raging zombies trying to get in]
- Major Lilywhite: I know you're a fan of submarine movies, so I'm sure you'll understand.
- Vaughn Du Clark: [Vaughn Du Clark screams] No, no, no, no. No! Ah!
- Major Lilywhite: Good luck!
- [Major closes the roof to the elevator]
- [Clive tells Liv that he has to call in the police to Max Rager]
- Clive Babineaux: I have to call this in. Even though I have no idea how any of this is going to get explained away.
- Olivia Moore: Super Max. It created a violent chain reaction. Armed guards lost their heads and began firing on rampaging employees.
- Clive Babineaux: You think that's really gonna fly?
- Olivia Moore: You think 'zombie outbreak' has a better chance?