Fear the Walking Dead (TV Series)

Do Not Disturb (2016)

Kenny Wormald: Derek

Quotes 

• [Brandon's friend Derek tells Chris a drunk story about Baby James] 

  Derek : James is blackout drunk, right. He comes staggering out of the room. He's grinning, but he's got lipstick smeared all over his face.

  James : That's not the only place I had lipstick, first of all.

  Derek : Oh, okay, then you're a contortionist, bro, because you were in there alone.

  Chris Manawa : He was alone in there?

  Derek : He was alone.

  James : She climbed out the window, man.

  Derek : Big Betsy D'Angelo?

  James : Yeah.

  Derek : She's not climbing out of any tiny window, bro. You're suspect. She's a fat-bottomed girl.

  Chris Manawa : [Chris chuckles]  No.

  James : It's more cushion for the pushin', okay?

• [Brandon asks Baby James if he found any marijuana at the farm] 

  Brandon : Baby James, tell me they got weed growing in those fields.

  James : There is a hand pump out back. It's well water, though.

  Derek : Montezuma's revenge, bro. No, thank you.

• [Brandon approaches the barn as he pulls his pistol out] 

  Derek : What, are you scared, bro?

  Brandon : Shut up.

  Derek : [Brandon opens the barn door when his friend Derek laughs]  Protein, bro.

  [as Brandon and his friends see dozens of chickens]