The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

The Ruby Yacht: Parts 1-2 (1963)

June Foray: Rocket J. Squirrel, Librarian, Gladys, Newsboy, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Digger Deeper : [looks at Bullwinkle's boat]  It's a gem, all right. Might be fool's gold.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : This is red. Fool's gold is... gold!

• Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle, you can't enter the race.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : I'd like to know why not. The rules clearly stipulate no human over 10 can participate. I'm about as inhuman as you can get.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : You're a moose.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : And that's another reason.

• Jeweler : You know what you have here?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : We were hoping that you'd tell us.

  Jeweler : This little doll here is composed of ruby. Yes, sir, it's rubies.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : No, it isn't. It's mine!

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Well, my gosh! If it's made out of rubies, then...

  [pauses] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : If you're hesitating for me to finish the line, you got a long wait.

  Jeweler : And I don't have the guts to say it.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Okay, then here goes. If it's made out of rubies, then this must be the Ruby Yacht of Omar Khayyam!

  Jeweler , Bullwinkle J. Moose : Ooh!

• Rocket J. Squirrel : Then this is the Ruby Yacht of Omar Khayyam!

  Narrator : Well, you don't just come up with an awful thing like that and not hit the front page.

  Newsboy : Extry, read all about it! Rocket hits moon! Wally out for season!

  Newsreader : [on television]  Today's big headline: The birth of 24 caterpillars to a moth in Elizabeth, New Jersey.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : [looking at the newspaper]  I thought the narrator said we'd hit the front page.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : We did. The front page of the want ads. See? "Moose will sell Ruby Yacht of Omar Khayyam to any interested party."

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : I said I wanted to SAIL the Ruby Yacht at an interesting party.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Well, that's the press for you.