- Narrator: Well, it looks as if Boris's plan has gone askew.
- Boris Badenov, Natasha Fatale: Gesundheit!
- Boris Badenov: You! You whitewashed every square inch of canvas!
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Yeah, most of the round inches, too.
- [after Boris tricks Bullwinkle into signing a will saying Boris will get the paintings if Bullwinkle dies]
- Narrator: Well, will the sinister document mean the end of our hero? And if so, what will happen to The Bullwinkle Show?
- Boris Badenov: Mwah ha ha ha! I get that, too.
- Boris Badenov: [disguised as a little boy] Please, Mr. Moose, could I having your autograph?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: [signs paper] Of course, little feller.
- Boris Badenov: Thanks oodles.
- [leaves]
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Name is Bullwinkle. Sweet kid. Cute mustache, too. MUSTACHE?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: [brings out his paintings] Well, here they are, Mister uh...
- Price McVincent: My enemies call me McVincent.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: What do your friends call you?
- Price McVincent: [pokes Bullwinkle's nose with his cane] What friends?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Yeah, I see what you mean.
- [after the art critics start placing high bids for Bullwinkle's paintings]
- Natasha Fatale: Boris, they are going crazy. 15,000 for a coat of whitewash.
- Boris Badenov: You know something? It is kinda pretty at that, Natasha.
- Natasha Fatale: You too?
- Boris Badenov: You think I don't appreciate beautiful things?