The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Lazy Jay Ranch: Parts 11-12 (1961)

William Conrad: Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : [about Rocky and Bullwinkle]  It looked as if their troubles were over.

  Boris Badenov : Don't you believe it.

  Narrator : Boris, what happened to the Wutzat?

  Boris Badenov : He's over there.

  Narrator : Yes, the wily villain had spread his costume over a bush and the real Wutzat was doing his best to romance it. He brought it rocks, candy, even played the mandolin. Imagine, all that fuss over a dummy.

  Boris Badenov : Please! Does he make remarks about your friends?

• [a bolt of lightning hits the ground] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Man, that was close!

  Rocket J. Squirrel : What do you mean close? It hit the ground, didn't it?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Better it than me!

  Rocket J. Squirrel : But, Bullwinkle, what about our underground herd?

  Narrator : Yes, what about it? Could the tiny herd of worms survive a million volts of electricity? Hmm?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Don't ask me. I don't have any more lines to say.