- Narrator: Above them, Captain Peter "Wrong Way" Peachfuzz is keeping a sharp lookout.
- Captain Peachfuzz: Never saw such a fog in all my life.
- Narrator: Captain, that's the bulkhead you're staring at.
- Captain Peachfuzz: Hmm, I thought something was amiss. It's the first fog I ever saw with rivets on it.
- Captain Peachfuzz: Rocky! Bullwinkle! The boat is filling with water! We're foundering!
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Floundering?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Foundering, Bullwinkle. He means all that water's sinking our boat.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Well, then there's only one thing to do!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: What's that?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: I wish I knew.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Captain, while I'm underwater, you keep going in circles.
- Captain Peachfuzz: That's the one thing I do best, Rocky.
- TV Announcer: [on TV] Hope is dwindling tonight for Rocky and Bullwinkle.
- TV Viewer: Too bad.
- TV Announcer: Yes, America's sweethearts seem definitely on the missing list.
- TV Viewer: Tough.
- TV Announcer: And now tonight's Sports Final, the Giants lost again today.
- TV Viewer: No! NOO!
- [screams and breaks his TV]