The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)
Hop Skip and Junk, or Bullwinkle's Big Tow/Bucks for Boris, or The Green Paper Caper (1961)
William Conrad: Narrator, Three-Finger
Quotes
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Spike : You got the loot, Babyface?
Boris Badenov : Right here in this valise, Spike. A hundred thousand delicious dollars.
Narrator : [whispers] Little did Boris know that he had taken Bullwinkle's valise by mistake and that he...
Boris Badenov : Hey, you! What are you whispering about?
Narrator : Uh, o-o-oh, nothing.
Boris Badenov : Well, stop it!
Narrator : Y-Y-Yes, sir.
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Narrator : [after Bullwinkle finds the stolen bank money] At last, light was dawning in Bullwinkle's brain. He realized at last what he really held in his hands.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Yes, it's counterfeit confederate money!
Narrator : Oh, dear. And Bullwinkle scraped the money together. Well, most of it, anyway, and started off down the road leaving a trail of perfectly good ten dollar bills behind him.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : [while throwing the money around] Well, easy come, easy go! Heh heh heh!
Narrator : Oh, the waste!
[scene cuts back to Boris]
Narrator : [whispers] And what will Boris do when he finds the suitcase he holds contains four pairs of socks and a couple of peanut butter sandwiches?
Boris Badenov : You're whispering again! Speak up or...
Narrator : Uh, uh, be with us next time for "Bucks for Boris" or "The Green Paper Caper"!
Boris Badenov : Mwah ha ha. That's better.
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Narrator : Drawn by the irresistible appeal of the moose call, Bullwinkle drew nearer and nearer to his friend, but unfortunately for our heroes, somebody else had heard that moose call.
[Boris suddenly hears Rocky blowing the moose call]
Narrator : Somebody who wished no good for our friends, somebody who...
Boris Badenov : Stop with the "somebody who" already! Give the name!
Narrator : Very well. Boris Badenov.
Boris Badenov : Ta-dah!
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Slug : Come on, Babyface, quit stallin'.
Spike : Yeah, come across with our share before we get annoyed.
Boris Badenov : Tut, tut, fellows. Do I look like double-crosser?
Slug , Spike , Three-Finger : Yes!
Boris Badenov : Just asking.