Galavant (TV Series)

Giants vs. Dwarves (2016)

Clare Foster: Roberta

Quotes 

• Roberta : What the hell's going on? You desert me at camp, I spend the whole day tracking you only to find you're about to join a battle between... two groups of very similar five-foot, ten-inch men.

• Galavant : He lost the Jewel of Valencia!

  King Richard : He doesn't believe in my dragon!

  Roberta : Wait, what? Dragon?

  [Richard pulls Tad Cooper from his satchel] 

  Roberta : I'm sorry, that's not a lizard?

  King Richard : Don't. Not you too.

• Roberta : These guys seem really serious about killing each other. Don't you see how ridiculous this is? Do you really wanna die in a battle this ludicrous?

  Galavant : If it gets me a shot at Richard, yes!

  King Richard : Ditto, big boy! Let's go to war!

• [singing] 

  Roberta : Listen people, there's no need to fight. Holy freakin' cow, you're the same *damn* height! Dwarf or giant, both will die tonight. There must be a way I can make things right.

• Roberta : You've been so busy arguing this whole journey that you can't see that you actually need each other.

  Galavant : Huh, please! I do not need him.

  Roberta : What's been your sole purpose this entire time, huh?

  Galavant : I'm trying to rouse an army to rescue Isabella.

  Roberta : Hmmm. And how many men have you got to join your quest? One.

  King Richard : You got someone to join you? Who is it, do I know him?

  Galavant : You, Richard. She's talking about you.