Galavant (TV Series)

Giants vs. Dwarves (2016)

Luke Youngblood: Sid

Quotes 

• Sid : Look, don't fall in love with the queen, she's bad news! Think about her last three relationships, they ended in betrayal, exile and murder. She will rip your heart out, and I don't mean symbolically!

  Gareth : Yeah, you're right. But she's so *skinny*, *mean*, it just blinded me.

• Gareth : Thanks for having my back.

  Sid : Hey, that's what friends are for.

  Gareth : Friends? You think we're friends?

  Sid : Well, I'm a little worried that if I give you the wrong answer you'll kill me right where I sit but... Yeah, I've come to consider you a friend.

  [Gareth raises his stein] 

  Gareth : Oh, to friends then!

• Sid : My queen.

  Madalena : Oh, don't you "my queen" me. I'm bad news, am I?

  Sid : You told her what I said.

  Gareth : Only that little bit.

  Madalena : I'll rip his heart out and you don't mean symbolically.

  Gareth : Okay, I told her the whole thing.

  Madalena : I'm more "shrew" than woman.

  Gareth : And I made some stuff up.

  Sid : What about The Bro Code?

  Gareth : I know! But I'm starting to really like her and she's super-pretty. We just started talking and - I think you better run!

• Sid : There's something I need to say, but before I do, have you ever heard of The Bro Code?

  Gareth : Is that a black thing?