Galavant (TV Series)

Giants vs. Dwarves (2016)

Sheridan Smith: Princess Jubilee

Quotes 

• [singing a rock song] 

  Princess Jubilee : I like to live fast, make noise, swap spit with both girls and boys. I like to start fights, make a big mess. But this is one damsel who ain't in distress! I'm a different kind of princess, don'tcha think? I don't wear glitter and I don't like pink. I'm a different kind of princess. Got no gown, but that ain't stoppin' anyone from bowin' down!

• Isabella : My wedding planner asked me to find out why you haven't RSVP'd to my fabulous wedding.

  Princess Jubilee : And why would I wanna do that?

  Isabella : Because it's a wedding and we're princesses.

  [Princess Jubilee and her minions burst into laughter] 

  Princess Jubilee : Oh honey, wake up and smell my unshaved armpit.