- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Oh, wait a second. I know what's going on now. You're the 80's version of Ruby. Wow! That is trippy. Oh, here's a question. If we all had sex right now, would it still be a threesome because technically you're both the same person?
- Baal: You defeat me, we accept exile from this realm... and your friend shall be returned.
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: OK. You defeat me, I guess all kinds of bad crap's gonna happen for a long time. Got it.
- Ruby Knowby: I'm not dead you dumb bastard.
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Oh, wow, that was weird. You were really still for a minute.
- Possessed Henrietta: No one escapes their destiny, Ash. Yours, is to watch me suck out your soul!
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Make sure you suck both barrels.
- [shoots her]