Catastrophe (TV Series)
Episode #2.4 (2015)
Sharon Horgan: Sharon Morris
Quotes
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Rob Norris : Why haven't I cheated on you? Because... Loads of reasons. I mean, the biggest is you have been pregnant so much, so, not fucking some prostitute is the least I can do when you have been carting around our babies in your body.
Sharon Morris : [laughs] Wha? Why does it have to be a prostitute?
Rob Norris : Because if you think I'm going to put time, money and effort into maybe getting into some woman's pants, you're crazy. If I ever do cheat on you, it's going to be a cash transaction with a guaranteed ejaculation, after which she immediately leaves so I can ponder suicide because of how guilty I feel.
Sharon Morris : Aw! That's so sweet.
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Sharon Morris : Let's make our new anniversary the date we first met.
Rob Norris : Okay. Let's do that.
Sharon Morris : Which was...?
Rob Norris : [Long pause] You look so beautiful in the moonlight.
Sharon Morris : It's the fucking 5th of March asshole.