- Amy: Smart. We always keep the best rolls right in the middle.
- [after a shopper pulls a package of toilet paper out from the middle or a pile, causing others to spill right on the floor]
- Dina: This is your garden variety generic decongestant. And this, is crystal meth, okay? The tweekers use this to make this.
- [comparing a box of decongestants to a baggy of crystal meth]
- Dina: So stop selling them this, so they can't make this.
- Cheyenne: That guy told me he had a really bad cold.
- Dina: He was buying thirty-five boxes, Cheyenne - that should have been a red flag. Okay. Use your noggin'.
- Glenn: Let's thank Dina for that helpful tip of the day. Thank you, Dina.
- Garrett: Am I the only one who thinks it's weird she's walkin' around with a bag of crystal meth?
- Stool Softner Shopper: I don't want it soft, I want it out of me.
- Stool Softner Shopper: Ah, excuse me, miss - do you know the difference between a stool softner and laxative?