"This story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased or in parallel universes), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. No person or entity associated with this film received payment or anything of value, or entered into any agreement, in connection with the depiction of tobacco products. No animals were harmed in the making of this motion picture. If you see yourself in this film, it may not be you, but merely another you from a parallel universe, so don't be alarmed."
In loving memory of Brittany Belland.