Bones (TV Series)

High Treason in the Holiday Season (2015)

Emily Deschanel: Temperance Brennan

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• Temperance Brennan : Are you aware that turkeys do a dance when they are reunited with a person they recognize?

  Seeley Booth : Dance? That's great, Bones, but I guarantee you that they don't dance as good as they taste.

• Temperance Brennan : Sir! Stop! FBI! Uh, partner of the FBI.

• Temperance Brennan : Everyone here is invited to Thanksgiving dinner

  Seeley Booth : Oh, wow, that is a nice segue there, Bones.

  Temperance Brennan : It seemed appropriate. Human and turkey tissue share remarkably similar texture.

• Temperance Brennan : I am not Christmas shopping, and if I were, I assure you, I would not be buying you a jet ski so you could kill yourself riding around like a 16-year-old

  Seeley Booth : Well, it would make your husband very happy. Like a kid on Christmas morning

  Temperance Brennan : No. Hank and Christine will be like kids on Christmas morning. You will be like a grown-up or as grown-up as you can be

• Seeley Booth : You've been all about secrets this week

  Temperance Brennan : Some secrets are good secrets

• Temperance Brennan : Also, the two of you have seats behind the glass for the Flyers/Predators game on Friday night.

  Seeley Booth : Seriously?

  Temperance Brennan : That's what I was on the phone about this morning

  Seeley Booth : Okay, some secrets I like.

• Seeley Booth : God definitely didn't give you the lying gene.

  Temperance Brennan : Well, mendacity is not God-given. It is coded into our genetics and passed down in our gene pool to ensure Homo sapiens' survival.

  Seeley Booth : Okay, stop. The whole mumbo jumbo language that you're giving me right now is not gonna distract from the fact that you're lying to me.

  Temperance Brennan : I was thinking maybe we shouldn't have turkey this Thanksgiving.

  Seeley Booth : What? What, what, now you're trying to, what, incite a fight to try to distract me?

• Temperance Brennan : [On the phone]  Okay. Do you understand I don't want him to know, it's a secret, but I just want to make sure that you can...

  [notices Booth coming in] 

  Temperance Brennan : do that thing that we talked about... Okay... I'll call you later. Thanks

  [Hangs up] 

  Temperance Brennan : It's a telemarketer

  Seeley Booth : Oh. You're gonna call 'em back?

  Temperance Brennan : Yeah, I don't want to be rude

• Seeley Booth : [On a golf course]  Look, I didn't say it was a bad course. I just said the greens are like marble

  Temperance Brennan : The problem is you don't know how to read it: slope, velocity, a little bit of simple geometry...

  Seeley Booth : Hey, it shouldn't be that difficult, okay? I mean, you shouldn't be Aristotle to play a game

  James Aubrey : Am I allowed to talk or is that a members-only privilege?

  Temperance Brennan : Typically, caddies don't speak

  James Aubrey : Caddy? I'm not your caddie and golf isn't a game, it's a sport

  Seeley Booth : No, no, no! There's no defense, no defense in golf! No defense, no sport

  Temperance Brennan : What Booth means is that if I can beat him, it's no sport