- Dr. Spencer Reid: [opening quotation] "To educate a person in the mind, but not in morals, is to educate a menace to society." - Theodore Roosevelt.
- Aaron Hotchner: [closing quotation] "A man's very highest moment is, I have no doubt at all, when he kneels in the dust and beats his breast, and tells all the sins of his life." - Oscar Wilde.
- David Rossi: [Reading news paper headlines of the case] Oh, well, not nearly as clever as that infamous New York Post headline: "Headless Body in Topless Bar"
- Jennifer Jareau: Well, he didn't take their handbags, jewelry or wallets
- Penelope Garcia: No, the only thing missing was their cell phones. Well, that and their heads
- David Rossi: [Tara drives into the parking] Wow, I haven't seen one of these beauties in a long time. It looks mint
- Dr. Tara Lewis: Thank you
- David Rossi: Who's your restoration guy?
- Dr. Tara Lewis: Oh, um, you're looking at him. My dad has an auto repair show. He taught me everything I know. It took me five years to restore this puppy
- David Rossi: Impressive. I inherited my uncle's '47 Buick
- Dr. Tara Lewis: Now that is a sweet ride
- David Rossi: Sure, but I don't have to tell you original parts are rarer than hens' theeth. I'm still looking for a, uh, radio antenna knob
- Dr. Tara Lewis: It's funny, it's like we can track down world's dangerous and elusive unsubs but we can't find that one specific car part