Ash vs Evil Dead (TV Series)
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Bruce Campbell: Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams
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Quotes
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : We get the book, send your loser kids back to Hell, we're back in Jacksonville by Friday. Pablo, first round of 'ritas is on you, because?
Pablo Simon Bolivar : Uh, yeah, you already used that one
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Really?
Kelly Maxwell : Word for word.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Wow. Maybe I'm getting that bad memory disease.
Pablo Simon Bolivar : Alzheimer's?
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Alzheimer's? That's a bad memory disease. Why would you mention that?
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : My goodness.
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Demon : Your truce is over, Ashy Slashy!
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : What'd you call me?
Demon : Ashy Slashy, hatchet and saw, takes your head and skins you raw! Ashy Slashy, heaven or hell, cuts out your tongue so you can't yell...
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : You feel that? Huh? Do you? You feel that? Ha ha ha ha.ha ha ha ha! Do you?
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : We gave peace a chance, now it's time for war.
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Poor Ruby. Welcome to my world, sweet cheeks. It doesn't feel so good, does it?
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Ladies, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm not drunk enough to know if this is good weird or bad weird, but I'll get there though!
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : All right, get the gum out of your ears and listen up you inbred degenerate screwheads! Except you, Linda. You are so not like them.
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Oh, you need my help? Ok, first of all, screw you and your ugly ass kids.
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : My God...
[pauzes]
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : I left the windows down in the Delta.