- Dipper Pines: [final lines] If you've ever taken a road trip through the pacific northwest, you've probably seen a bumper sticker for a place called "Gravity Falls". It's not on any maps, and most people have never heard of it, some people think it's a myth. But if you're curious, don't wait. Take a trip. Find it. It's out there somewhere in the woods. Waiting.
- Bill Cipher: WHAT? THE DEAL'S OFF!
- [door closed behind Bill, and the mindscape of Stan's room is bursts into blue flames]
- Bill Cipher: What the? NO! NO! NO! NO!
- Grunkle Stan: Oh yeah, you're going down Bill. You're getting erased. Memory gun, pretty clever huh?
- Bill Cipher: Y... YOU IDIOT! DON'T YOU REALIZE YOU'RE DESTROYING YOUR OWN MIND TOO?
- Grunkle Stan: Ugh, It's not like I was using this space, for much anyway.
- Bill Cipher: LET ME OUT HERE! LET ME OUT!
- [Bill finds the his powers do not work in the dying mindscape, his powers start to weakened as the mindscape burns]
- Bill Cipher: Why isn't this working?
- Grunkle Stan: Hey, look at me. TURN AROUND AND LOOK AR ME, YOU ONE EYED DEMON!
- [Bill looks at Stan]
- Grunkle Stan: YOU'RE A REAL WISEGUY, BUT YOU MADE ONE FATAL MISTAKE. YA MESSED WITH MY FAMILY!
- Bill Cipher: You're making a mistake, I'll give anything,
- [his pupil forms into items mention]
- Bill Cipher: money, fame, riches, infinite power, your own galaxy! JUST< PLEASE...
- Bill Cipher: [Bill arrives in a white void of "Ford's" mind, and finds a door at the end of the void] Oh I'm here. I'm finally here. Look at this place, a perfect calm orderly void. Gotta hand it to ya, Ford. You really know how to clear you mi...
- [opens the door, to only find Stan in the living room, playing his paddle ball, Bill's in Stan's mind, Stan looks at Bill with a smug grin, wink, gun hand gesure and a clicking sound]
- Bill Cipher: WHAT?
- Grunkle Stan: Ha ha. Do a pretty good impression of my brother, don't I? Switched clothes, and no one could tell us apart. Welcome to mind, surprised you didn't recognized it.
- Bill Cipher: NO! What is happening to me?
- [backwards]
- Bill Cipher: XOLOTL my time has come to burn! I invoke the ancient power that I may return!
- [normally]
- Bill Cipher: STANLEY!
- Grunkle Stan: [Stan destroys Bill by a single punch, then looks at a picture of him, Dipper and Mabel] I guess I was good for something afterall
- Bill Cipher: "Oh, no, it's Bill!" Right? Isn't that what you're all thinking? Hey, Gideon, why aren't you dancing? Chop chop!
- Cute Biker: None of us really understand what just happened and none of us want to. That's why I'm passing the Never Mind All That Act. If anyone goes asking around about the "events" of the last few days, what do we say?
- Crowd: Never mind all that!
- Sheriff Blubs: And if you break the rules, we're gonna zap you.
- Deputy Durland: Zap! Zap! We're mad with power!
- Sheriff Blubs, Deputy Durland: And love!