- Agent Rebecca Harris: I'm just curious.
- Brian Finch: [as narrator] "Just curious?" In my experience, when Rebecca Harris is "just curious," stuff gets figured out - like Chinatown-level stuff.
- David Englander: I have been chasin' Mr. Pralines and Cream for years. You caught him in a day. What's your story?
- Brian Finch: Fresh eyes.
- David Englander: No, I know talent when I see it, and you're the real thing.
- Brian Finch: The FBI has to catch bad guys, and sometimes it's scary and we use scary words, but what else are we supposed to do?
- Josh-O-Saurus Josh: Hm. How 'bout, just for THIS one, every time someone is going to use a scary word, we come up with a word that's better?
- Brian Finch: You mean, like, we say something nice or super fun?
- Josh-O-Saurus Josh: Sure!
- Spellman Boyle: Someone played Cowboys and Indians with her, tickled her forty times, and then cuddled her with her own unicorn.
- Agent Rebecca Harris: Well, the soda pop splatter indicates that she was still playing air guitar up before she was sent to an awesome farm in the country.
- Josh-O-Saurus Josh: Why do bad guys get cool nicknames? Shouldn't they get stupid nicknames?
- Brian Finch: I don't know. It's just what they call him.
- Josh-O-Saurus Josh: Well, you should give him a nickname he hates, You should give ALL the bad guys nicknames they hate. Rule No. 2: Whenever you give a hugger a nickname, say the word "Mister" followed by a delicious ice cream flavor.
- Spellman Boyle: David Englander's been chasing Mr. Pralines and Cream ever since he hugged his first victim.
- David Englander: Hell, I'll bet you think the Pope ought to stop his sermon whenever you burp up a thought.
- David Englander: Welcome to MY house. This is where we catch the worst killers and perverts there are.
- Josh-O-Saurus Josh: Uh-uh-uh!
- [rewind]
- David Englander: Welcome to MY house. This is where we catch the worst huggers and silly geese there are.