The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Opening Night Excitation (2015)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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Penny Hofstadter : Okay. Well, what's the third option?
Sheldon Cooper : That I have coitus with her.
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Sheldon Cooper : Then it's settled. My birthday gift to Amy will be my genitals.
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Sheldon Cooper : [Knock, knock, knock] Penny.
[Knock, knock, knock]
Sheldon Cooper : Penny.
[Knock, knock, knock]
Sheldon Cooper : Penny.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [Quietly to Penny] What happens if *I* say "Come in?"
Penny Hofstadter : Huh? Find out.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [Loudly] Come in.
Sheldon Cooper : [Long pause. Knock, knock, knock] Bernadette.
[Knock, knock, knock]
Sheldon Cooper : Bernadette.
[Knock, knock, knock]
Sheldon Cooper : Bernadette.
Penny Hofstadter : [Loudly] Come in.
Sheldon Cooper : Keep it up. I got nowhere else to be.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Just come in.
Sheldon Cooper : [Comes in] For future reference, if I want to watch Mean Girls I'll stream it on Netflix.
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Sheldon Cooper : [indifferently after sex] Well, I enjoyed that more than I thought I would.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [looking like she had the time of her life] Me, too.
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Sheldon Cooper : I'm sorry, this is a litigious society. I'm gonna need verbal consent.
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Sheldon Cooper : All right, this goes against everything I stand for, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
[Kneels down to pray]
Sheldon Cooper : Lord, this is Sheldon Cooper. You're good friends with my mom. I know I've spent my life denying that you exist...
Howard Wolowitz : Got them!
Sheldon Cooper : ...and I will continue to do so!
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Arthur Jeffries : Can I get out of this muumuu now?
Sheldon Cooper : Those are the robes of the Jedi, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy.
Arthur Jeffries : And they... they don't wear underwear.
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Sheldon Cooper : I should probably tell you something about this gift.
Amy Farrah Fowler : You mean before you... give it to me?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes. May I ask you a question before I... give it to you?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Of course.
Sheldon Cooper : Why are we saying "give it to you" like that?