Slasher (TV Series)

Digging Your Grave with Your Teeth (2016)

Christopher Jacot: Robin Turner

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• Sarah Bennett : Robin, can I ask you a nosy question?

  Robin Turner : Shoot.

  Sarah Bennett : How much are you asking for Verna McBride's place?

  Robin Turner : Way too much. Linoleum countertops, potential. Knob and tube wiring, challenging. Leaky basement, throw enough money at it, you can fix it. But a house with a past? No amount of paint or potpourri can mask that a woman was drawn and quartered in the master.

  [holding up a small, framed painting] 

  Robin Turner : I like this! Is it expensive? Sorry. I don't always think before I speak. The market dictates is what I'm trying to say, so that house will...

  Sarah Bennett : Not sell in about a hundred years, yeah.

  Robin Turner : Yeah. My advice? Sit on your place, at least for the time being. Just let all of this blow over.

• Robin Turner : Can I give you a hand?

  Sarah Bennett : Yeah, that would be great. Thanks.

  Robin Turner : No, thank you. I finally have someone to have my lunches with.

  Sarah Bennett : Well, this is hardly a desert island.

  Robin Turner : No, see, I am an island in a sea of weirdos.

  [Trent drives by, giving him an evil-eye look] 

  Robin Turner : Case in point.

  Sarah Bennett : Clearly.

  Robin Turner : That's Joe, the barber across the road, who is obsessed with trains. It's all he can talk about. Carol is three doors down. She runs the Knitting Factory and will only eat white things. I'm serious, like milk, potatoes, cauliflower, rice. It's weird.

  Sarah Bennett : Well, how do you know I'm not some weirdo?

  Robin Turner : 'Cause weird things happen *to* you. Yin and yang.