The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)

Things We Lost in the Fire (2016)

Kat Graham: Bonnie Bennett

Quotes 

• Bonnie Bennett : [photographing the guys putting diapers on baby dolls]  Are you kidding me? Best blackmail material ever!

• Bonnie Bennett : [at mother-to-be gathering]  Hey. Wasn't sure you'd make it.

  Nora Hildegard : Well, anything to postpone studying for midterm.

  [takes out gift] 

  Bonnie Bennett : Did you buy off the registry?

  Nora Hildegard : You mean that list of demands. No. See, I refuse to purchase anything called a "milk warmer," so instead, I bought these tiny little socks that, for some reason look like laced-up sneakers.

  Bonnie Bennett : Socks count as practical. Good. That's how I'll sell it to Caroline. Come on, I'll get you a drink. Although, fair warning,

  [whispers:] 

  Bonnie Bennett : they're in baby bottles.

  Nora Hildegard : Ah. Infants drinking. What a lovely image. Can't say I'm surprised.

• Nora Hildegard : Perhaps it's time for me to leave.

  Matt Donovan : Perhaps you should.

  Bonnie Bennett : No, I invited you. You should stay.

  Nora Hildegard : I would, but I'm afraid your friend here may say something inappropriate to me, and then find himself never able to speak again.

  Matt Donovan : Did you just threaten me?

  Nora Hildegard : I didn't, actually. That would have looked like this.

  [raises hand, casts spell:] 

  Nora Hildegard : Take another step towards me, and I'll pluck your vocal cords from your throat,

  [Matt gasps for breath] 

  Nora Hildegard : and use them to play a rather sporting game of "Pin the Tail on the Deputy."

  Bonnie Bennett : Stop! Please!