iZombie (TV Series)
Love & Basketball (2015)
Rahul Kohli: Ravi Chakrabarti
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Quotes
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[Clive, Ravi, and Liv arrive to the crime scene of the night security guard]
Clive Babineaux : Mike Hayden, night security guard.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Shot through the heart. And who's to blame?
Ravi Chakrabarti : [Ravi doesn't get a response] No Bon Jovi fans here.
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[Blaine pays a visit to Ravi to pick up the zombie cure]
Blaine DeBeers : [singing the Cure] I don't care if Monday's blue / Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too / Thursday I don't care about you / It's Friday I'm in love
Ravi Chakrabarti : To what do I owe the pleasure?
Blaine DeBeers : Come on. The Cure? I don't know why I bother.
Ravi Chakrabarti : The cure won't be ready for a while, yet.
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[Clive goes over the crime scene of Mike Hayden as Liv and Ravi talk sarcastically]
Olivia Moore : So, what? He turned off the cameras so his killer couldn't be identified? Think how easy it would be if there was video footage.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Yeah. And the killer could've been wearing a T-shirt that inexplicably has his name and address written across his chest.
Olivia Moore : And the address was, like, right next to the police station.
Ravi Chakrabarti : And the killer's just waiting calmly, already in handcuffs, just, sort of, reciting his Miranda rights to himself.
Olivia Moore : That would be so great! Now what're we gonna do?
Clive Babineaux : [Clive hesitates] I guess we earn our paychecks.
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[Liv wonders what a night watchmen's brain will show her]
Olivia Moore : Night watchmen brain. Wonder what fresh hell this is going to be.
Ravi Chakrabarti : In cricket, a night watchmen is a low-order batsman moved up in an effort to maintain the strike till the end...
Ravi Chakrabarti : [Liv turns on the bone saw] Funny girl.
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[Liv scrambles eggs, slices open a brain, fries it, to fold it in-between an egg omelet]
Olivia Moore : [Liv talks with her mouth full] Mmm. Oh, my God.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Nothing more primal than a zombie craving brains.
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[Liv tells Ravi she wants to name the test subject rats after the Boston Celtics players]
Olivia Moore : As the ranking zombie on-site, shouldn't I get veto-power over their names? I'm kind of over your whole Star Wars theme. Why don't we name these guys after the '86 Celtics?
Ravi Chakrabarti : As in Celtic F.C., from Glasgow?
Olivia Moore : As in Boston Celtics. Bird, Mchale, Parrish.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Then, no. I don't have the foggiest idea who those guys are. And neither will you in a few days. We'll just be standing here trying to remember why we're calling a rat Bird.
Ravi Chakrabarti : [Ravi talks down to one of the rats, Ravi then smacks his lips] Isn't that right Boba Ratt?
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[Ravi talks to the test subject rats to test the zombie cure on]
Ravi Chakrabarti : All right, friends. What we have here is a concentrated dose of Max Rager and what we hope is Boat Party Utopium. If it's indeed the right stuff, you'll soon be zombie rats. Your courage will neither be forgotten, nor in vain. Who goes first? Do I have a volunteer?
