The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Mystery Date Observation (2015)

Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz

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• Sheldon : That's it! The Sheldon Cooper Girlfriend Challenge is officially alive.

  Howard Wolowitz : Congratulations!

  Raj Koothrappali : This is exciting.

  Sheldon : Right now, somewhere, a woman is dividing the atomic weight of the best noble gas by the number of colors in the oldest national flag still in use!

  Howard Wolowitz : Then using that number as the average speed to calculate the travel time from Mordor to the Shire!

  Sheldon : And taking her first step towards a lifetime of laughter, love and, best of all, rules.

• Sheldon Cooper : I think of my time with Amy as a stick of Fruit Stripe gum. Sweet and enjoyable at first, but ultimately a flavorless lump of sadness.

  Raj Koothrappali : You're not wrong about Fruit Stripe. I- I was always a Hubba Bubba man.

  Howard Wolowitz : Hubba Bubba over Double Bubble? You're crazy.

  Raj Koothrappali : Hey, the jaw wants what it wants!