Gravity Falls (TV Series)

Weirdmageddon: Part 1 (2015)

Carl Faruolo: Grenda

Quotes 

• [as Bill Cipher towers over Gravity Falls and its citizens] 

  Bill Cipher : All right, listen up, you one-lifespan, three-dimensional, five-sense skin puppets! For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name's Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!

  [he melts the statue of Nathaniel Northwest in front of Deputy Durland, Sheriff Blubs and Mayor Tyler] 

  Bill Cipher : Now meet the gang of interdimensional criminals and nightmares I call my friends...

  [as various creatures come out of the scar in the sky] 

  Bill Cipher : 8 Ball! Kryptos! The being whose name must never be said!

  [it lands down] 

  Bill Cipher : Haha, what the heck? It's Zanthar! Then, of course, there's also Teeth, Keyhole, Hectorgon, Amorphous Shape, Pyronica, Paci-Fire and these guys. This is our town now, boys!

  [all his friends start cackling out loud] 

  Tyler the Cute Biker : Now see here, you unholy triangle fella! As mayor, I strongly urge you to git... git on out of here!

  Lazy Susan : Yeah! Things with one eye are weird!

  Grenda : We don't like out-of-towners!

  Manly Dan : [ripping a mailbox in half]  AND WE PUNCH WHAT WE DON'T UNDERSTAND!

  Preston Northwest : I would just like to say that as a rich capitalist, I welcome your tyrannical rule. Perhaps I could be one of your... Horsemen of the Apocalypse?

  Pacifica Northwest : [angrily]  Dad!

  Preston Northwest : Not now, sweetie. The grownups are talking.

  Bill Cipher : [sarcastic]  Oh, wow, that's a great offer. How 'bout instead, I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face?

  [He clicks his fingers, and Mr. Northwest's face is suddenly grotesquely mixed up; he falls to the ground, giving out muffled screams as his family watches in horror; Bill cackles]