iZombie (TV Series)
The Hurt Stalker (2015)
Rahul Kohli: Ravi Chakrabarti
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Quotes
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[Ravi and Liv arrive to the Karma Cleaners & Alterations shop]
Ravi Chakrabarti : All right, what's the plan?
Olivia Moore : We'll wing it. You ready to do this?
Ravi Chakrabarti : Yes, and...
Olivia Moore : And what?
Ravi Chakrabarti : 'Yes, and... ' It's the first rule of improv? It's what keeps the scene moving forward.
Olivia Moore : Try not to talk. You willing to hold my hand?
Ravi Chakrabarti : [Ravi smiles while holding Liv's hand] Yes. And...
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[Ravi tells Liv that if she eats Clive's ex-girlfriend's brain that she might have a vision of having sex with him]
Ravi Chakrabarti : What if you have a vision of having sex with Clive? You might see his O-face!
Olivia Moore : Really? That's where your mind goes?
Ravi Chakrabarti : I bet it's super angry.
[Ravi makes an angry 'O' face]
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[Liv and Ravi learn that Clive is a Game of Thrones fan]
Dale Bozzio : Oh, yeah. Clive is a huge Game of Thrones fan. You want to really set him off?
Ravi Chakrabarti : Yes, please!
Dale Bozzio : Ask him what George R.R. Martin is doing right now.
Ravi Chakrabarti : [Ravi gasps] We don't know this man at all. Maybe he is a murderer. We should check his basement for human remains.
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[Clive tells Liv and Ravi that Regina Summer was a badge bunny]
Clive Babineaux : She was a badge bunny.
Olivia Moore : A what?
Clive Babineaux : A badge bunny. A woman who sleeps with cops. Something about the badge turns them on.
Ravi Chakrabarti : [Ravi whispers to himself] I have a badge.
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[Ravi and Liv ask Clive how Regina Summer got a hold of his gun]
Ravi Chakrabarti : How'd she get your gun?
Clive Babineaux : Stolen from my place the night before her murder.
Olivia Moore : She wanted to have something you touched against her skin.
Clive Babineaux : Whose side are you on?
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[Liv and Ravi introduce themselves to Uma Voss while undercover]
Olivia Moore : I'm Julie Walker and this tall drink of water is my fiance.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Shawrama Parachanchetabarka.
Olivia Moore : [Liv continues speaking] We just started wedding planning.
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[Liv and Ravi ask Clive why he kept his cooking skills a secret from them]
Ravi Chakrabarti : Why did you keep it a secret? You figured Shaft never cooked for his friends, so neither could you?
Olivia Moore : It's adorable.
Clive Babineaux : And there it is. Need I say more?
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[Ravi asks Clive what's George R.R. Martin up to right now]
Ravi Chakrabarti : Clive. What's George R.R. Martin up to right now?
Clive Babineaux : [Clive answers seriously] Not writing.
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[Liv and Ravi learn that Clive plays the piano]
Olivia Moore : Clive plays piano?
Dale Bozzio : Beautifully. He's got one in his living room. You've never been to his place?
Olivia Moore : Nope.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Clive has a strict church and state policy with regards to his work and personal life.
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[Liv and Ravi tease Clive while eating his Grandma's Po' Boys]
Olivia Moore : [Liv takes a bite] Hmm. Mine's a little uninspiring. How's yours?
Ravi Chakrabarti : [Ravi with a full mouth] I'm neither overwhelmed, or underwhelmed. I guess I'm whelmed.
Olivia Moore : Grandma must have lost her touch.
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[Ravi talks to Liv through the prison visiting glass]
Ravi Chakrabarti : We get eight more minutes. So, what do you want to talk about? Oh, what's the best American album of all time? I say, it's Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys.
Olivia Moore : Can we just sit here? Eight minutes of silence is just what the doctor ordered.
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Olivia Moore : It gets worse. Detective Cavanaugh is on the case.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Detective Cavanaugh? That weasel-faced kiss-ass? He'd waterboard his own mom if it meant making lieutenant.
Detective Cavanaugh : [Enters] To make lieutenant?C'mon. I'm not a monster. Now, for captain's bars? I'd go full Gitmo on the old biddy.
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Ravi Chakrabarti : So what if he doesn't have an alibi? I don't have an alibi for her murder, either.
[sighs]
Ravi Chakrabarti : No. Wait. I do have an alibi. Witnesses, too. Airtight, really.
