- Dr. Taylor: Excrement just made contact with an air current distribution device, kid.
- Dr. Leanne Rorish: You are the heart now! All we know for sure, right now, is that he's frozen. Bottom line... He's not dead, until he's warm and dead.
- Mario Savetti: I'm not in the mood for a lecture.
- Angus Leighton: Okay, this is not a lecture, see, this is talking. It's what friends do. They talk. Do you even know what it means to be a friend? I mean, seriously, have you ever had one before?
- Dr. Leanne Rorish: There you go... You're ignoring the first rule. Make no assumptions. There's more... There's always more! Let's get a fast ultrasound, please. He could have underlying trauma from the boat capsizing. Uh, who saw this... a bruise on the upper quadrant? No one? Great! You skipped the exam. That's Monitor Syndrome. We don't rely on machines in here. We use our eyes and our hands!
- Christa Lorenson: Dr. Taylor! Can you handle the boy?
- Dr. Taylor: Absolutely not!
- Christa Lorenson: He's just kidding. I got to go.
- Dr. Taylor: Wha...
- Rebecca Kahn: Be good, Randell, okay? I'll see you soon. Thank you for doing this.
- [she says to Dr. Taylor]
- Dr. Taylor: Um... WOW. This is, uh... this is awkward.
- Randell: Will you take me to Grauman's Chinese? That's where we were headed.
- Dr. Taylor: I'm working. Do you have any idea what a job is? Have you ever, you know, raked leaves or had a paper route?
- Randell: What's a paper route?
- Dr. Taylor: God... I'm old. All right. You just follow me and make sure you don't look at any of the gory stuff, all right? Come on... Stay close.
- Ted: I screwed half the San Fernando Valley, and I just had a rotary telephone. Imagine what I could have done with all the apps you kids have today.
- Randell: I just blew up three cars and got a hooker. I'm not going to bed now!
- [3am and playing games on a Doctor's phone]
- Mario Savetti: I'm not in the mood for a lecture!
- Angus Leighton: Okay, this is not a lecture, see, this is talking. It's what friends do. They talk. Do you even know what it means to be a friend? I mean, seriously, have you ever had one before?
- [attempting to get Mario to mingle with co-workers]
- Mario Savetti: Screw you!
- Malaya Pineda: You should be home in bed.
- [speaking to her ex and doctor, who is pregnant and very ill]
- Carla Niven: You're having a bone marrow drive? I've gotten like five e-mails wishing me well.
- [sighs]
- Malaya Pineda: I can't talk about this now, okay?
- Carla Niven: And, you're handing... You're handing out flyers? I mean, this is so you. This is so you to try and bake sale away leukemia.
- Malaya Pineda: You know what, Carla? Over 70 people have taken time out of their insane night to try and help you.
- Carla Niven: No! I don't want their help!
- Malaya Pineda: I know it's a hard decision...
- Carla Niven: ...No, it's not.
- Malaya Pineda: But the one thing you can't do, is nothing.
- Carla Niven: Nothing gets me a healthy baby. Treatment gets me a 6% chance of being alive after three years.
- Malaya Pineda: The survival rate can be higher. They're trialing new approaches... Aerosolized GM-CSF...
- Carla Niven: No, I'm not... I'm not gonna induce at 24 weeks for a 6% chance.
- Malaya Pineda: 24 weeks is doable!
- Carla Niven: Doable? Do you think that being born blue and having to be intubated is doable? You think being in the NICU for months, and then, even if it survives, ending up with cerebral palsy or lung disease, or an intraventricular hemorrhage. You think that's doable? I'm sorry, but to me, that is not doable.
- Malaya Pineda: I'm not gonna sit by and watch you die. That's not doable, either.
- Carla Niven: I thought, for whatever time I had left, that you were back in my life. I guess not.
- Nurse Amy: Wow! Look at this.
- Angus Leighton: What is that?
- Nurse Amy: Oh, I think it's an engagement ring. Look at that.
- Angus Leighton: Oh, my God. He was gonna ask her to marry him?
- Mario Savetti: Oh, you don't know that.
- Angus Leighton: Of course I do. Should we tell her?
- Mario Savetti: No.
- Angus Leighton: I mean... I don't think he's gonna... Oh, my God. We have to tell her.
- Mario Savetti: What if he was having second thoughts, huh? You know, he was floating in the water, might have been his last moments on Earth. He didn't ask her then, right?
- Angus Leighton: Well, he was too busy drowning. I... You are the least romantic person I have ever met in my life!
- Mario Savetti: You can't propose to a girl for someone else, okay?
- Dr. Leanne Rorish: Mama. Curved kelly, please.
- Jesse Sallander: Here you go daddy.
- Cole Guthrie: Mama? Daddy? What is up with that?
- Jesse Sallander: It's a long story.