Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (TV Series)
My First Thanksgiving with Josh! (2015)
Rachel Bloom: Rebecca Bunch
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Quotes
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Rebecca Bunch : Everyone belongs somewhere but me.
Paula Proctor : That's silly, honey, you've got family back home in New York.
Rebecca Bunch : I mean, not really. My dad bailed, my mom's a misery, I ate my twin in the womb. I really don't wanna go home for the holidays, it's the last place I wanna be.
Paula Proctor : Like I said, you are more than welcome to my apocalypse of a Thanksgiving. I mean, pull up a chair and enjoy Scott's racist uncle... You ate your twin?
Rebecca Bunch : I mean, medically speaking I didn't eat it, I just metabolized its body parts for my own use.
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Rebecca Bunch : I think my spleen is somewhere in the municipal sewer system. Ohhhhh, my butthole's the gateway to Hell!
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Rebecca Bunch : I've had the worst Thanksgiving ever.
Greg Serrano : Mine was really bad too. It was like Pearl Harbor meets the movie Pearl Harbor.
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Paula Proctor : Say a giant boulder ran over Josh's girlfriend and she was out of the picture. How would you feel?
Rebecca Bunch : I mean, I'd feel terrible. Okay, a boulder would decimate her and her guts would be everywhere!
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Rebecca Bunch : It's the holidays, Paula. People don't always get what they want.
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Greg Serrano : I am quitting this crappy job. As soon as this shift ends, I can't wait to walk in and tell my boss to shove it! It's gonna be all Jerry Maguire mixed in with a little Norma Rae.
Rebecca Bunch : Oh yeah, someone stole a Netflix password.
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Paula Proctor : Whoo! Something smells weird in here.
Rebecca Bunch : Oh well, it's a Filipino dish called Diniguan. It consists of pork cooked in pork's blood. You wanna try some?
Paula Proctor : Uhhh... Thanks, but I think I'm all full up from the wonderful smell.
