Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (TV Series)
My First Thanksgiving with Josh! (2015)
Santino Fontana: Greg Serrano
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Quotes
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[Greg signs off on expensive medical treatments for his father]
Marco Serrano : I know what you did. One of the nurses ratted you out. You spend all of your savings? On me? Why? I'm a lost cause! Run, like your mother did. Save yourself - and the macaws!
Greg Serrano : You need those treatments.
Marco Serrano : You gotta go to school. Move out! It's time.
Greg Serrano : Don't you tell me what to do. I make my own decisions, thank you very much, and I'm not going anywhere. Sorry. Don't fight me on this. Look at you, old man. You lose! You have tubes in your face!
Marco Serrano : You know what my father would've done if I'd talked to him like that?
Greg Serrano : He probably would've said, "Thank you for saving my life, son."
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Greg Serrano : I brought your robe. I know you hate that these hospital gowns leave your ass hanging out.
Marco Serrano : My ass'll hang out when I say it should. I am the captain of my own ass!
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Rebecca Bunch : I've had the worst Thanksgiving ever.
Greg Serrano : Mine was really bad too. It was like Pearl Harbor meets the movie Pearl Harbor.
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Greg Serrano : Why does Netflix always want me to watch Leaving Las Vegas? What are they trying to tell me?
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Greg Serrano : I am quitting this crappy job. As soon as this shift ends, I can't wait to walk in and tell my boss to shove it! It's gonna be all Jerry Maguire mixed in with a little Norma Rae.
Rebecca Bunch : Oh yeah, someone stole a Netflix password.
