Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (TV Series)
My First Thanksgiving with Josh! (2015)
Donna Lynne Champlin: Paula Proctor
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Quotes
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Rebecca Bunch : Everyone belongs somewhere but me.
Paula Proctor : That's silly, honey, you've got family back home in New York.
Rebecca Bunch : I mean, not really. My dad bailed, my mom's a misery, I ate my twin in the womb. I really don't wanna go home for the holidays, it's the last place I wanna be.
Paula Proctor : Like I said, you are more than welcome to my apocalypse of a Thanksgiving. I mean, pull up a chair and enjoy Scott's racist uncle... You ate your twin?
Rebecca Bunch : I mean, medically speaking I didn't eat it, I just metabolized its body parts for my own use.
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Paula Proctor : Why do you always give up so easily? Do you think Angelina went into Mr. and Mrs. Smith with that kinda attitude? If she had, no Shiloh, no Maddox, no Vivienne.
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Paula Proctor : Say a giant boulder ran over Josh's girlfriend and she was out of the picture. How would you feel?
Rebecca Bunch : I mean, I'd feel terrible. Okay, a boulder would decimate her and her guts would be everywhere!
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Paula Proctor : Whoo! Something smells weird in here.
Rebecca Bunch : Oh well, it's a Filipino dish called Diniguan. It consists of pork cooked in pork's blood. You wanna try some?
Paula Proctor : Uhhh... Thanks, but I think I'm all full up from the wonderful smell.
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Paula Proctor : I'm making pies for people that I hate, which is mixed emotions for me because I like pie.
