South Park (TV Series)

Safe Space (2015)

Trey Parker: Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh

Quotes 

• Whole Foods Cashier : Okay, your total is thirty-seven eighty-five. Would you like to give a dollar to help put a hamster through college?

  Randy Marsh : What? Did you not hear anything I just said? I'm-I'm doing all this stuff!

  Whole Foods Cashier : Not a problem, sir, if you could just press the 'NO' button and tell the little hamster he's not going to college.

  [pulling out a small and scared-looking hamster] 

  Whole Foods Cashier : Just look him right in the eye, sir, and tell him: 'Not today, buddy'.

• PC Principal : Hey Leslie, put a fucking sock in it!