- Seeley Booth: You have a tendency to say the exact wrong thing at the worst possible moment.
- Temperance Brennan: And then other times, I say exactly what is needed. Like this morning when I skillfully negotiated sex, not just once but twice.
- Caroline Julian: God bless you, child. I couldn't have proven my point better myself.
- Seeley Booth: Know what, it was three times.
- Jessica Warren: I mean, this body is seriously frakked up.
- Angela Montenegro: "Frakked up"?
- Jack Hodgins: Jessica has been binge-watching BSG 2003.
- Camille Saroyan: Not to sound like Dr. Brennan, but I don't know what that means.
- Jessica Warren: BSG: Battlestar Galactica. What? You haven't seen it? Wow! I'm surprised, 'cause it's totally old school, just like you...
- [Angela and Cam frown]
- Jessica Warren: ...and also frakking enlightening.
- Jack Hodgins: "Frak" is the curse word they use on the show. But what's really frakking interesting is that Aubrey told me he'd been watching Battleship as well.
- Jessica Warren: Well, that's because we're watching together.
- Angela Montenegro: Oh, well, that is definitely interesting. Sounds to me there's a little something going on between you and Aubrey.
- Jessica Warren: Yes, television watching and nothing else.
- Jack Hodgins: Me thinks this lady protests too much.
- Caroline Julian: Holy mother of pearl, just bring me the whole bottle of antacids right now. Your wife doesn't know the meaning of playing politics.
- Seeley Booth: Relax, okay? I will handle Bones. Bones will be fine, okay? And if you have a whole bottle of antacids, your stomach's gonna blow up, all right?
- Seeley Booth: Look, I just want you to be you. You know, you, your usual, wonderful, but very direct self.
- Temperance Brennan: And what if I say something that could be misconstrued as offensive?
- Seeley Booth: Yeah, you will. And that's exactly what I'm counting on. You see, because then Winters will react, and I'll get a read on her.
- Temperance Brennan: Oh, very clever.
- Seeley Booth: Oh, what's that smell?
- Temperance Brennan: Oh, that would be durian, referred to in Indonesia as the king of fruit, frequently added to sayur. Remind me to get some to take home.
- Seeley Booth: So our home can smell like a foot. I mean, who needs a TV to get in the way of our sex life when we have foot smell, right?
- Caroline Julian: You are 100,000% certain the victim is a member of Congress?
- Temperance Brennan: Was a member of Congress. The use of the present tense is inaccurate now that Senator O'Malley has been killed, dismembered, scavenged by raccoon and shredded by three-ton industrial street sweeper
- Caroline Julian: [to Booth] Under no circumstances is she going with you to notify the family.
- Camille Saroyan: [Just heard Jessica's theory] Please tell me this isn't just one of your vibes talking.
- Jessica Warren: Oh no, instincts and evidence, they're singing in perfect harmony.
- Caroline Julian: Seeley Booth, I never thought the day would come when even glancing at those chiseled features of yours would set me off.
- Temperance Brennan: Are you aware that couples with a television in their bedroom have sex half as often as couples without one in their bedroom?
- Seeley Booth: Yeah, well, did you know 73% of people make up statistics?
- Caroline Julian: Cher, there is no way in H-E-double-hockey-sticks I am allowing you to haul the Senate majority whip into the FBI without any evidence of her involvement.
- Seeley Booth: Look, Caroline...
- Caroline Julian: No, no, no, no. Don't try to convince me with those sweet dulcet tones.
- Temperance Brennan: Oh, actually research has shown that sexual activity increases neurogenesis in the hippocampus.
- Seeley Booth: Wow, so sex is gonna make us smarter and help us solve the crime.
- Camille Saroyan: Good news is, at a minimum, I'll be able to run a tox screen and check for his last meal, 'cause the stomach is...
- [drops the stomach]
- Camille Saroyan: more or less intact.
- Jack Hodgins: I'd say less, not more.
- Temperance Brennan: [Booth just explained his plan] Oh, very clever! So, I should think of this as an undercover assignment, but you want me to play myself.
- Seeley Booth: You're over thinking this.
- Jack Hodgins: [Looking at a surveillance tape] Pixelation is terrible! Like an '80s video game.
- Angela Montenegro: Yeah, and here comes Donkey Kong.
- Caroline Julian: [Walks in, seeing Aubrey in a room full of paper files] How are you doing, Chickadee?
- James Aubrey: [sighs] For an internet-based society, the DC sure seems to be stuck in trees-killing era.