Saw a screening of this not long ago and I did enjoy it for the most part.
The acting was acceptable (Stu Bennett was a stand out for me as I didn't expect him to be as good a actor as he was)
The story didn't make much sense but I get it, it's a horror comedy, just roll with it.
The humor was on point but I do think non-British viewers will be a little lost and some of it will get lost in translation.
The reason for the rating of 3 is due to one of the actors offering free tickets for anyone who left a ten star review - underhanded and scummy and judging by the comments I can see a lot of the unscrupulous members have decided to cash-in, posting a mess of fake reviews.
Worth a watch but nowhere near a 10/10
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annieringading7 October 2019
Caught this at Frightfest and there seemed to be more horror behind the camera than in front of it.
Decent little film, some good turns. Praise to the director who managed to add a little shine to this poorly scripted turd.
But all said and done is worth a watch
Decent little film, some good turns. Praise to the director who managed to add a little shine to this poorly scripted turd.
But all said and done is worth a watch
Awful
biggie_smalls87 August 2018
Awful
neilosborne-373493 July 2018
I honestly can't believe anybody has given this abomination any more than 1 star.Its poorly written,badly directed and the acting is on a par with my daughters first school play when she was 5.Anyone involved in this mess needs to have a good hard look at themselves and consider a career change as entertainment clearly isn't their bag.
Looks like they had fun, We did'nt
oo-527486 December 2018
The cast and crew, directors and funders obviously paid some people of convinced a thousand people to give this a good rating, When you do that it just doesnt waste peoples times, it wastes the time that you could have used to better yourself at making a decent b movie, this was awful, but i did see your crisima which i enjoy.
The direction was 3/10 The acting was 4/10 The script was 3/10 but your integrity and wanting to do better wanting to know if you were acting good takes a lot of guts to actuall want to know, so you get a 1 star from me.
Learn from your mistakes, better yourselvesP!
The direction was 3/10 The acting was 4/10 The script was 3/10 but your integrity and wanting to do better wanting to know if you were acting good takes a lot of guts to actuall want to know, so you get a 1 star from me.
Learn from your mistakes, better yourselvesP!
Awful film, truly dire
thefonz121 June 2018
I watched an early screening of this film and was amazed how bad it was. I don't often write reviews on IMDB but this film was so bad I thought I had better warn people about it. The main guy can't act and has no charisma whatsoever, the "plot" is scrappy and makes no sense. The best thing about it was it finished but then I felt I wanted to kill myself after having sat through such rubbish.
BAD - How do you give reviews minus ratings?
sarahpalmer-2675925 July 2018
I don't know where to start, it's the worst movie I have ever seen, and not in a cool, fun bad movie sort of way. It's just a waste of the earths resources to make this type of rubbish. When googling the 'lead actor' it stated he was a comedian, and looking at a few of his 'jokes' I can see that the only funny and original thing that he ever did was label himself a comedian, if 'dapper' is a comedian then I'm Janet Jackson... I would have left a slightly less ruthless review, but as it appears 'dapper' is openly bribing people to give it a high rating on IMDB, which will lead to innocent people believing that it is a good movie and spending their hard earned cash to line the cheap con-artist 'producer's' pockets!!! (you should be ashamed of yourselves)
DON'T watch it
Not great, and not very good either
malkrae7 December 2018
Not sure who is reviewing this giving 10/10 as it is not even close. It's suppose to be a comedy, however the humor is very childish and may as well have been written by a child. It had lots of potential to be a good film but it just doesn't deliver which is so unfortunate. British comedy usually delivers some great comedy especially when there is a horror element, this sadly doesn't. My advise is don't waste your money on this wait until it screens on the horror channel and then watch something else instead.
Old school comedy horror
mvarney-9427013 December 2018
Stop it dappy
dbrazier8 December 2018
B/fanged up
andymaranam9 December 2018
I wish I was banged up for all of 2 hours happily! (: - than watch this mickey mouse, pony, are u havin a bubble guv' attempt at a movie. Its bad, I mean really really bad and I'll say it again..bad! Film. Considering the prospects & an ok! cast. This should on paper, have been a good movie buts thats football.... this is not! & it's baddd! Slap head is funny as ever, we needed more of him, but that's it .
So dull
ben-walters110 December 2018
I didn't laugh once & I didn't jump once. Not really what you expect from a 'comedy horror' is it. Nice to see dapper keeping his mates in employment though, so I think I'll give him an extra star for his good Samaritan work.
Absolutely DREADFUL!
moorestahl3 January 2019
Utter rubbish
mickwill-9253820 May 2021
Disgusting Movie Ever
abhisingh0217 January 2019
I NEED TO SEE THIS AGAIN....
jamestimpton23 May 2018
About as good as a chocolate teapot
chrisbolding17 September 2019
I have never witnessed or divulged myself into watching something so bad in all my life. I only watched it until the end so I could write a bad review. Stick to vines sappy....I mean even then they were probably worse than this film
Worth the watch, funny, good story
latinbarbiewpbfl27 July 2021
Pretty average, but fun
korythacher31 August 2021
I wouldn't go out of my way to see it, but I'm glad I watched it.
All the 10 star reviews must be fake, but this movie isn't a 1 star poop-show like the polarized 1 stars would have you believe. Definitely watch it with a group if you can. I was torn between 4-5, but we all had a good time and a lot of laughs so it pushed it up for me.
It's a cheesy, low budget, bad horror movie and that's exactly what you should expect based on the description. Some parts of this movie were absolutely atrocious: the writing was garbage, a lot of the acting wasn't great, and the story felt poorly planned out like they forgot to tell us part of it. But overall it was a fun experience because they deliver laughs throughout partially due to how terrible some stuff is.
They waste very little time setting up the characters before jumping into the vampires, and it's a fun ride. It would have been a lot more painful if they dragged the introductions out longer than they did.
They did a pretty good job with a couple characters (Shifty and Victor) and their humor is one of the better parts of the film. The makeup and sound effects were pretty funny throughout, and we all really lost it during a couple scenes.
The lead (Danny) actually has a lot of funny quips, but they dial him up to 11 and he stays there for most of his screen time so it just got old fast. When they dial him back in some scenes he is much more fun
They basically forgot to write the nurse (Katie) at all, making her the flattest character in the world. They could have done a lot more with her even if they just wanted a "hot nurse" character.
All the 10 star reviews must be fake, but this movie isn't a 1 star poop-show like the polarized 1 stars would have you believe. Definitely watch it with a group if you can. I was torn between 4-5, but we all had a good time and a lot of laughs so it pushed it up for me.
It's a cheesy, low budget, bad horror movie and that's exactly what you should expect based on the description. Some parts of this movie were absolutely atrocious: the writing was garbage, a lot of the acting wasn't great, and the story felt poorly planned out like they forgot to tell us part of it. But overall it was a fun experience because they deliver laughs throughout partially due to how terrible some stuff is.
They waste very little time setting up the characters before jumping into the vampires, and it's a fun ride. It would have been a lot more painful if they dragged the introductions out longer than they did.
They did a pretty good job with a couple characters (Shifty and Victor) and their humor is one of the better parts of the film. The makeup and sound effects were pretty funny throughout, and we all really lost it during a couple scenes.
The lead (Danny) actually has a lot of funny quips, but they dial him up to 11 and he stays there for most of his screen time so it just got old fast. When they dial him back in some scenes he is much more fun
They basically forgot to write the nurse (Katie) at all, making her the flattest character in the world. They could have done a lot more with her even if they just wanted a "hot nurse" character.
Brilliant film
info_tishsimmonds-147804 December 2019
BEST COMEDY HORROR EVER!
phillhyde23 May 2018
I'd give this 100/10
khanmichael-4675223 May 2018
Fright fest 2017 is etched in my memory forever, its been years since ive seen such a blinder of a flick. my favourite genre too. Classic cast of seasoned actors and general nutters all gelled together into the perfect cast. Whens it out?
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abbieparker23 May 2018
I was lucky enough to see this film last year at frightfest, this film has great acting by Daniel o'reilly who plays a loveable laddish role. With melting faces and 12 gallons of fake blood used this is a film for gore lovers.
The jokes may not be everyone's humour but I will be recommending it to many people, A light hearted horror you can watch time after time.
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