The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Spock Resonance (2015)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : When did we get a wall safe?
Sheldon Cooper : When there was no more room in the floor safe.
Leonard Hofstadter : When did we get a floor safe?
Sheldon Cooper : When we got the security camera!
Leonard Hofstadter : There's a security camera?
Sheldon Cooper : Aquaman, protecting your home since 2012.
Penny Hofstadter : Oh my God, we've done things on that couch.
Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, you don't have to tell me.
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Sheldon Cooper : Hello.
Leonard Hofstadter : Hey buddy. How you doing?
Sheldon Cooper : Better. Did Wil and Adam leave?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah.
Sheldon Cooper : Do you think they want to put my outburst in the documentary?
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, yeah.
Penny Hofstadter : Definitely.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, there's no point dwelling on it. As the Vulcans say: Kup-fun-tor ha'kiv na'ish du stau?
[Vulcan phrase. It means: "Can you return life to what you kill?"]
Penny Hofstadter : Do you know what that means?
Leonard Hofstadter : No.
Penny Hofstadter : Are you telling me the truth?
Leonard Hofstadter : Nirsh.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, this is ridiculous. Being upset about Amy all the time isn't accomplishing anything. If I want to resolve this situation, then I'm going to take action.
Penny Hofstadter : What are you going to do?
Sheldon Cooper : I'm going to find her and ask her to marry me. If she says yes, we can put his behind us and resume are relationship. And if she says no... well then she can just ponfo mirann.
[Vulcan phrase. It means "go to hell"]
Leonard Hofstadter : He didn't mean that.
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Leonard Hofstadter : [as Adam starts to interview Sheldon] How long have you known Adam?
Wil Wheaton : A few years.
Leonard Hofstadter : And what are you getting him back for?
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[Sheldon is showing the valuables he keeps in his lock box]
Sheldon Cooper : [bringing out each item] My passport. My Wil.
Leonard Hofstadter : You have a will?
Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, my one-eighteenth scale Wil Wheaton action figure. Yeah, I also have the other kind of will, and in it, I will my Wil back to Wil.
Leonard Hofstadter : Will Wil want it?
Wil Wheaton : Wil won't.
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Penny Hofstadter : What's that ring box?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, that is an engagement ring, that I was going to give my girlfriend Amy.
Penny Hofstadter : What?
Leonard Hofstadter : You bought her a ring?
Sheldon Cooper : No, no, no, this has been in my family for generations. No, except for a short time when Comanches cut off my great-great-great grandmother's finger and stole it.
Leonard Hofstadter : Sheldon, that's awful.
Sheldon Cooper : No, the Texas Rangers tracked them down to their village and slaughtered every last one of them. It was a happy ending... Well, for my nine-fingered nana.
Penny Hofstadter : Okay, back to the ring. Does Amy even know about this?
Sheldon Cooper : No, she broke up with me before I could broach the subject.
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[last lines]
Sheldon Cooper : Leonard, how could I have been so foolish, to try and follow in the footsteps of a made-up alien race with no emotions?
Leonard Hofstadter : [sighs] Well, now instead of idolizing fictional characters you can focus on the real people who are already in your life.
Sheldon Cooper : Those are very wise words.
Leonard Hofstadter : Thank you.
Sheldon Cooper : They'd just be so much more comforting if they came out of a television.
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Penny Hofstadter : Sheldon, I'm no expert, but aren't you completely missing the point of Spock? He liked to act like he had no emotions, but he was still half human.
Leonard Hofstadter : Just like you.
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[first lines]
Leonard Hofstadter : Did you hear about this study that found people that were cool and popular at thirteen had problems succeeding later in life?
Raj Koothrappali : Hm, I 'm doing OK and I was very popular at thirteen.
Penny Hofstadter : In school?
Raj Koothrappali : Oh no, at home. The servants would sing to me, laugh at my jokes... I wish I knew their names.
Penny Hofstadter : The study say what happens to the unpopular kids?
Leonard Hofstadter : You tell me; you woke up in bed with one.