- Gene Belcher: Dad?
- Bob Belcher: Yes.
- Gene Belcher: I feel like you're doing a really good job as a dad.
- Bob Belcher: Thank you, Gene.
- Gene Belcher: I'm having a good childhood.
- Bob Belcher: Okay, great.
- Gene Belcher: Not right now, but overall.
- Bob Belcher: I got it, thanks.
- Gene Belcher: No, thank you.
- Bob Belcher: Okay.
- Gene Belcher: Thank you for your service.
- Louise Belcher: [the family is in a dark basement] What could possibly make a sound like that?
- Bob Belcher: It's probably just a raccoon or a possum running around in the basement.
- Gene Belcher: So did this raccoon and/or possum shake the whole house and turn off all the lights, father?
- Bob Belcher: Gene, it probably just chewed through a wire and then that... short circuited the... fuse breaker... thing...
- Louise Belcher: Hmm hmm. Go on, you clearly know what you're talking about.
- Linda Belcher: We love you baby. Hope you liked it.
- Louise Belcher: Liked it? That was freaking incredible! Look at me, I'm still shaking!