Quotes
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[Castle sees Esposito is using a cane]
Richard Castle : Wh- What happened to you?
Javier Esposito : Injured in the line of duty.
Richard Castle : Really? How?
Kevin Ryan : I... accidentally shot him in the gluteus maximus.
Richard Castle : In the ass?
[laughs]
Richard Castle : Or maybe I should give this to you. I'm sorry. This is so not funny.
Mia Laszlo : [laughing] You're right. It's hilarious.
Richard Castle : [roaring with laughter] It's hilarious. Come on, Mia, let's make way for, uh, Crackshot Ryan and Assposito.
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Kate Beckett : So that's our victim's car?
Kevin Ryan : Yeah. Keys were in his pocket. We're just digging into it.
Kate Beckett : Then this wasn't a carjacking.
Javier Esposito : Or a robbery. Victim still had his cash and wallet on him.
Kate Beckett : These are bulletproof windows, huh?
Javier Esposito : That's not the only upgrade. These tires are reinforced run-flat, and there are Kevlar panels in these doors.
[Beckett opens a door and leans in to look around]
Kate Beckett : So what do you think? Maybe he was corporate security?
Kevin Ryan : Not with that tiny back seat.
[turning around, Beckett gives him a look]
Kevin Ryan : I mean, there's no room for a guy to get in there.
Kate Beckett : Oh.
Kevin Ryan : I'm just gonna stop talking.
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Kevin Ryan : Javi, you okay?
Javier Esposito : No! You shot me in the ass!
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[after accidentally shooting Esposito, Ryan is trying to make amends, and the two are making a scene in the bullpen]
Kate Beckett : Knock it off!
Javier Esposito : Well, he started it with this...
Kate Beckett : You know what? If the two of you can't figure this out on your own, then you're doing it in therapy. And that's an order. No ifs, ands, or buts.
[Esposito gives her a look]
Kate Beckett : I didn't mean it like that.
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Kevin Ryan : Hey, Beckett, I've got something.
Javier Esposito : *We've* got something.
Kevin Ryan : Yeah, it's what I said.
Javier Esposito : That's not what you said.
Kevin Ryan : Okay, it's what I meant.
Kate Beckett : Okay, you both get gold stars for the day if just one of you can tell me what's going on.
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Hayley Shipton : The Falcon Unit, it's a private company that specializes in transporting sensitive and occasionally illegal items for wealthy clients.
Javier Esposito : So our victim was a transporter. Like the movie?
Kevin Ryan : That explains the armored sports car and secret compartment.
Kate Beckett : So what was in the briefcase?
Hayley Shipton : I'm afraid the answer to that comes with a price. I want in on the investigation.
Kate Beckett : And what's in this for you?
Hayley Shipton : The item in the briefcase has a rather large insurance policy. The insurance company's hired me to recover it.
Kate Beckett : You know, this isn't a treasure hunt. We're trying to solve a homicide.
Hayley Shipton : And your victim was killed for that briefcase. So, you find your killer, I find my missing item, everyone goes home happy. Hmm?
