The Goldbergs (TV Series)

I Caddyshacked the Pool (2015)

Bryan Callen: Coach Rick Mellor

Quotes 

• Beverly Goldberg : I'm sure that if my Schmoopsie says he can't swim, I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation.

  Mr. Mellor : Then you agree that he's working for the CIA and is wearing a wire?

  Beverly Goldberg : That's classified.

• Mr. Mellor : If he doesn't pass gym class, he won't be able to teach physical education.

  Beverly Goldberg : [sarcastically]  Oh, no.

  Mr. Mellor : And he won't be able to pass the eight grade.

  Beverly Goldberg : [serious]  Oh, no!

  Mr. Mellor : Yeah, I probably should've lead with that.

• Adam Goldberg : We all hate swimming. We don't like seeing each other in our swimsuits because we all feel super weird about our super weird bodies. So I ask you, isn't that punishment enough?

  Mr. Mellor : No. Three months detention.

  Adam Goldberg : Balls.