The Muppets. (TV Series)

Going, Going, Gonzo (2015)

Joseph Gordon-Levitt: Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Quotes 

• Rizzo the Rat : Enough chit-chat. I feel like I'm in a hair salon here. I'm calling. I got a flush.

  Joseph Gordon-Levitt : Flush, huh? Okay, so is that better than three of one thing and two of another?

  Rizzo the Rat : [stunned]  Ohhh!

  Pepe the King Prawn : Unbelievable, okay? How'd you do this?

  Joseph Gordon-Levitt : That, my dear prawn, is called acting. You're looking at the guy that played Bruce Willis in the future playing himself in the past, or something like that. I never quite understood the plot.

• Joseph Gordon-Levitt : So, uh, Gonzo, how are you feeling after that fall? Seems like you might have broken your nose there in, like, a thousand different places.

  The Great Gonzo : No, no. My nose is the only bone in my body I haven't broken. That's why it looks so good.

• Miss Piggy : And we're back with Joseph Gordon-Levitt! Now, I understand you started out as a child actor.

  Joseph Gordon-Levitt : Mm-hmm.

  Miss Piggy : Why'd you give that up?

  Joseph Gordon-Levitt : Uh... well, I got older.

  Miss Piggy : What, are you crazy? Don't admit that on TV!