Title says it all:
This is actually a decent, fairly well written story, that is let down completely by some of the worst acting imaginable.
Not a single one of the actors in this film has any redeeming qualities whatsoever. Every one of them are stiff and wooden and obviously no one involved had any kind of formal training at all.
Which is a huge shame because as I said, the story is actually quite decent. If an experienced director, crew and cast got their hands on this script it really could've been something special, but sadly that's not the case here.
I can't in good conscience recommend this movie to anyone...unless bad acting and low budget is your thing, in which case you're in for a treat lol.
4 Reviews
Don't bother!
mrdogcare18 November 2018
Super Reality
nogodnomasters26 November 2018
Warning: Spoilers
The FBI and two groups of bad guys hunt for an artifact. Due to budget constraints, it is not located in some remote exotic land with numerous puzzles and booby traps, but rather at the 8th floor of Cambridge University...and not the one in England but in Mass. The artifact is alien and they toss around phrases like "super-reality" as if it has some real scientific meeting.
I can forgive the bad special effects, but the acting and dialogue were horrid and dry. Lines included: "The hallucinations are real" and "literally literally or literally figuratively."
The film was written, directed, starred, and produced by Sam Vanivray who needed to follow the advice in his film: "Sometimes quitting is the right thing to do."
Guide: No swearing, sex, or nudity. Note to self: Do not watch films from the waste bin at the flea market.
I can forgive the bad special effects, but the acting and dialogue were horrid and dry. Lines included: "The hallucinations are real" and "literally literally or literally figuratively."
The film was written, directed, starred, and produced by Sam Vanivray who needed to follow the advice in his film: "Sometimes quitting is the right thing to do."
Guide: No swearing, sex, or nudity. Note to self: Do not watch films from the waste bin at the flea market.
OMG-The Worst film ever made. EVER!
donovandesign22 May 2022
A movie so bad it defies the ability to even criticize it.
A stiff cast who have never acted before- anywhere. A script written by a 5 year old.
It's so unimaginably and indescribably bad that money laundering is the only reason that a movie this stupendously bad could ever have been made.
Do Not Watch It! Not even for morbid fun.
A stiff cast who have never acted before- anywhere. A script written by a 5 year old.
It's so unimaginably and indescribably bad that money laundering is the only reason that a movie this stupendously bad could ever have been made.
Do Not Watch It! Not even for morbid fun.
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