- Nicky Nichols: To understand a degenerate, you have to enter the mind of a degenerate. Fortunately, I have years of experience.
- Lolly Whitehill: [about the voices in her head] Hey, I know they're not real, but it don't mean that they don't have nothing to say.
- Aleida Diaz: They tell you to get the GED like it's gonna change anything. How's a GED gonna make me *not a felon*?
- Gloria Mendoza: Shows you're making an effort.
- Aleida Diaz: Yeah, and I go from unemployable to unemployable with a pat on my back.
- [looking at a blurry picture of Judy King]
- Cindy Hayes: Maybe she a little blurry.
- Suzanne 'Crazy Eyes' Warren: Quite blurry. She looks like the Loch Ness Monster - Might be Judy King, might be swamp gas.
- CO Lee Dixon: No more hugs. You're maxed out.
- Nicky Nichols: What about, uh, pussy licking? Is that an option?
- Lolly Whitehill: I don't believe in property.
- Desi Piscatella: Well, that's probably why you're in prison.
- Lolly Whitehill: No, I've never been arrested for theft. Public vagrancy, disturbing the peace, nudity, solicitation... Oh, what's that one that you use when you really want to arrest somebody, but you have no reason to arrest them? Ah! Disorderly conduct. Got my high score in that one, sir.
- Desi Piscatella: Officers in proximity, apprehend inmate Whitehill, approaching "C" yard like an antelope.