Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (TV Series)
Josh's Girlfriend Is Really Cool! (2015)
Donna Lynne Champlin: Paula Proctor
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Quotes
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Paula Proctor : You know Luna Bars are for women, right?
Darryl Whitefeather : Hunh, I did not.
Paula Proctor : Yeah, I think they have, like, menstrual blood in them.
Darryl Whitefeather : Stop that! No, they don't!
[Darryl picks up his phone]
Darryl Whitefeather : Can I get the number for Luna Bars customer service?
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Paula Proctor : I always wanted a daughter. My kids are not daughters, they're terrible. I'll tell you about it later - or now.
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Paula Proctor : Let me tell you how this works - women of equal sexual viability hate each other, even if they pretend to like each other. And that is how it has worked since the day vaginas were invented.
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Rebecca Bunch : Hey! I didn't move here for him, remember? I moved here because I needed a change and Josh just happens to be here, okay? Get it straight.
Paula Proctor : Oh, are we still doing that?
