- Lester Grimes: You know there's brothers right outside that door stick a knife in you for a dollar?
- Richie Finestra: I know five people that will do it for free - two of them women.
- Nate Druker: [to Richie] The federal government has no interest in hearing about which rock star has the clap.
- Agent Seeley: Speak for yourself.
- [to Richie]
- Agent Seeley: These groupies - they're just like there for the taking, huh?
- Richie Finestra: Should have stuck with those piano lessons.