Mom (TV Series)
Mozzarella Sticks and a Gay Piano Bar (2015)
Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett
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Quotes
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Christy : I think it's time you got out there and got a job, you'll really start to feel good about yourself when you make your own money.
Jodi : You know, Christy, if you need help with the groceries and the rent and stuff, I can just ask my sister to help.
Bonnie : The sister who hasn't spoken to you for 2 years for stealing from her? Oh yeah that's a good idea.
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Jodi : After 2 weeks of writing people's names on Styrofoam cups, I finally got my first paycheck!
Christy : Jodi that's amazing! You know what you're going to do with that money now?
Jodi : Yeah, purple hair extensions!
Christy : No. You're going to take $100 of that money and send it to your sister.
Jodi : No!
Bonnie : Yes, you're going to send her $100 every week until you pay back what you stole from her.
Jodi : That's not fair, I earned this!
Bonnie : Yeah and your sister earned what you stole from her.
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Christy : So we drove her back to her home.
Bonnie : Very, very, nice home.
Christy : And we tried to explain the situation to her husband.
Bonnie : Very, very, fine husband.
Christy : Who verified that she is not an alcoholic. But he *did* accuse her of having an affair with her boss, which explains why she was so upset when she got passed over for her promotion.
Bonnie : Yeah, she put in the *work*.
Christy : So, long story short, now he's divorcing her, and she took out a restraining order against us.
Bonnie : Yeah. I've got a lot of restraining orders against me, but this one really stings.
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Bonnie : [saying goodbye to Jodi] I'm crying in your fake purple hair. Let's get this over with.
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Jodi : I'm not qualified to do anything except sell my blood.
Bonnie : You can't do that, there's no money in it, selling your eggs is where the real money is.
Jodi : How would I go about doing that?
Christy : You don't!
[to Bonnie]
Christy : What are you talking about?
Bonnie : You may have a few half brothers and sisters out there, we'll talk later.