- Alex Danvers: I sent a team to scan the area. No signs of extraterrestrial activity, so we can probably rule out an alien shapeshifter. Unless there's something you're not telling us.
- Hank Henshaw: The skirt was surprisingly comfortable, but no.
- Supergirl: She's as strong as me. She flies like me, she fights like me, except for that the fact that she talks like Cookie Monster, she is exactly like me.
- Cat Grant: You two haven't had your first kiss yet? Kara, you are like a character from a Jane Austen novel. Bizarro.
- Kara Danvers: It's not that weird. We've only been out for a couple times.
- Cat Grant: No. I named her Bizarro. I named Supergirl, why not her evil twin.
- Bizarro: Supergirl loves you.
- James Olsen: How do you know that?
- Bizarro: Supergirl and me. Same.
- James Olsen: Why don't you come closer, so I can see you?
- Bizarro: No.
- James Olsen: Why not?
- Bizarro: Ugly.
- James Olsen: You know, we... We all feel ugly sometimes. We all feel like no one loves us. Like maybe they never will. And you may not look like her now, but there is a part of you that still is Supergirl. I can feel it. And people don't love her because of what she looks like from the outside. I love her because of who she is. Because she's brave, because she's kind, and she always tries to do the right thing. And you can be the same. You're not a monster.
- Alex Danvers: He all but admitted it. He took all those girls. All seven. Even the Bizarro you.
- Hank Henshaw: Is that what we're calling it?
- Supergirl: Another Catco trademark.
- Hank Henshaw: What the hell do you think you're doing, Alex?
- Alex Danvers: I have no choice, Hank. He's had us under surveillance. He knows about the DEO, he knows about Kara.
- Hank Henshaw: I don't care if he's got the nuclear codes and his finger's on the button. That is not some anonymous alien you've brought in. That is Maxwell Lord, head of a multi-billion dollar organization. Time magazine's ranking person of the year. Everybody's gonna be looking for this guy.
- Alex Danvers: They won't find him.
- Hank Henshaw: You're compromising the security of this entire operation.
- Alex Danvers: And he is compromising the security of my family. Guess which one I care about more. We are all willing to do a lot of things to protect our secrets, Hank. I would think you'd understand that better than anyone.
- Winn Schott: Is this about that truck you threw into a mountain?
- Kara Danvers: Yes. But,
- [clears throat]
- Kara Danvers: uhm, that...
- [leaning in confidentially]
- Kara Danvers: that was not me.
- Winn Schott: Nope. No, not interested.
- [clears throat, tries busying himself with computer]
- Winn Schott: Okay, fine, I'm interested, who was it?
- Kara Danvers: [smiles] Does this mean we're on a planet where you're talking to me again?
- Supergirl: I'm texting Adam. I can't go on a date, not wile Max and Bizarro are out there, it's too crazy right now.
- Alex Danvers: No. No. No. No. No. No. That is exactly why you should go. It's never going to be good timing, so you can't wait around until it gets better. You may be Supergirl, but you are Kara Danvers too, and she deserves a life.
- Kara Danvers: It's like Invasion of the Body Snatchers. That thing in Ms. Grant's office looks like Ms. Grant. She sounds like Ms. Grant, but... but she's being nice to me in a way Ms. Grant never would.
- James Olsen: Well, just enjoy it while it lasts.
- Kara Danvers: Yeah, I try, but it's hard to enjoy anything while there's a body double of me flying around the city, making me look bad.
- Maxwell Lord: I ordered you to kill Supergirl.
- Bizarro: You say Supergirl bad. But Supergirl help people. Supergirl not bad.
- Maxwell Lord: I understand, you share her DNA, it's natural that you want to see the best in her. But who do you trust, Supergirl or me? Who do you love? Supergirl, or me? Just remember, the world is a very complicated place kiddo. Sometimes, things that seem to be good are really, very bad.