- Galina 'Red' Reznikov: This is a shit secret. This is a secret that fucks everyone who touches it.
- Alex Vause: Yeah, well, tag. You're it.
- Gloria Mendoza: You get to go find your kids. You get to fuck 'em up yourself instead of having someone do it for you.
- Suzanne 'Crazy Eyes' Warren: With responsibility comes great power.
- Tasha 'Taystee' Jefferson: Isn't it the other way around?
- [Lolly tells her conspiracy theory and leaves]
- Galina 'Red' Reznikov: Frieda is right. We have to kill her.
- Suzanne 'Crazy Eyes' Warren: Alison, do you have hair?
- Alison Abdullah: I do. I cover it for modesty.
- Suzanne 'Crazy Eyes' Warren: I got a cousin who lives in Modesto. That's like modest with an "O."
- Cindy Hayes: Look at Obama.
- Suzanne 'Crazy Eyes' Warren: Change.
- Cindy Hayes: He got to be president, so now the rest of us get to be...
- Suzanne 'Crazy Eyes' Warren: [interrupts] in prison.
- Aleida Diaz: Not congratulations. More like con-fuck-ulations. Or whatever the opposite of "congratulations" is.
- Frieda Berlin: I slept on it, like you said. Took a nice cold shower. Did some of those breathing exercises.
- Alex Vause: ...And?
- Frieda Berlin: I still think we should kill her.