Modern Family (TV Series)
The Day Alex Left for College (2015)
Ed O'Neill: Jay Pritchett
Quotes
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Jay Pritchett : We have to go to the damn game. And they'll never believe any of our excuses ever again, even if they're true.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Unless...
Manny Delgado : Why do you do that? Why do you just say "unless" and then pause? Just finish the thought.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : [Pulls out pellet gun] Unless Jay really gets shot in the foot.
Jay Pritchett : I can't believe I'm saying this again, after seven years of marriage, but please put the gun away.