Criminal Minds (TV Series)

The Night Watch (2015)

Joe Mantegna: David Rossi

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• David Rossi : When in doubt, go with the guy with the long prison record.

• David Rossi : So Yogi Berra arrives at spring training and the equipment manager says to him: "What size cap do you wear"? And Yogi says: "I don't know, I am not in shape yet"

  Dr. Spencer Reid : Aha

  [expecting more] 

  David Rossi : That's it! That's the joke

  Dr. Spencer Reid : But, studies have shown the dimensional changes in the human head actually can fluctuate, especially in the third decade of life

• David Rossi : How's the diet going? I just wondered if you were trying to regain those 185 pounds?

  Dr. Tara Lewis : No, I think, ehm, I wanna keep them off

  David Rossi : I'm sorry it didn't work out. But if it's any consolation to you, I've been there, more than once and I'm still standing

  Dr. Tara Lewis : Rossi, do you think our basic personalities can ever change?

  David Rossi : No! Maybe a degree here or there, but I think we come out of the oven fully cooked

  Dr. Tara Lewis : It worried me sometimes

  David Rossi : Why?

  Dr. Tara Lewis : I tend to be all in, you know? Damn the consequences

  David Rossi : That's why you're good at your job! Embrace it

• Dr. Tara Lewis : [after breaking up with her fiancé the previous night]  Morning, guys! How do I look?

  David Rossi : [Confused]  You look great?

  Dr. Tara Lewis : Went on a diet last night. Lost 185 pounds