The Simpsons (TV Series)
Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles (2016)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson
Quotes
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Carol Berrera : I have been looking at your file, and I'm worried that you're falling behind the other students.
Bart Simpson : I'm troubled, Ma'am. I need a firm but pretty hand.
Carol Berrera : Would you like to have Martin Prince tutor you?
Bart Simpson : No! Last time he went to my house, he talked about bird watching all day. Even my mom got sick of it, and she loves boredom.
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Principal Skinner : Hello, Simpson. I've called you here to gloat.
Bart Simpson : I know about you and Barrera.
Principal Skinner : You mean you know about me and... Carol?
Bart Simpson : You know her first name?
Principal Skinner : Oh, I know her first and middle name. And I know a lot more than that. She likes that little shredded cheese in the salad bar.
Bart Simpson : Pfft! Everyone likes that.
Principal Skinner : Oh, I know even more. I know that she's never seen a single episode of Friends.
Bart Simpson : Not even the one with...
Principal Skinner : No a single one. And she has a cat with different colored eyes. Her name is Bowie.
Bart Simpson : Nooo!
Principal Skinner : Face it, Simpson. You can't compete with me. I can rent a car.
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Bart Simpson : [Thinking] I finally have a cool teacher! What am I doing? I'm sitting up straight, my hands are folded like a nerd...
Carol Berrera : Yes?
Bart Simpson : [Thinking] And now my hand is up! All right, time to show this naïve young veteran what happens when you call on Bart Simpson.
Bart Simpson : Ma'am, my name is Bart, and I am glad to have you as my teacher.
Bart Simpson : [Thinking] What the hell?