- Gus Pfender: So, uh, we have a special guest tonight. My wife is here. Haven't seen her for a while. She's right over there. Give a little wave, Fiona. This song's for you, babe. It's called "The F Word".
- [sings]
- Gus Pfender: When I was young I remember I was taught not to say the F word. I guess I forgot as a grown man with an open heart inside. I got married to the F word and my heart slowly died. F is for Fiona with her fist a-flailing fire. F is is for Fiona I felt like I could fly but then Fucking Fiona was fucking everyone so fuck you, Fiona 'cause now I'm fucking done fuck you, Fiona with your fist a-flailing fire fuck you, Fiona I felt like I could fly and then fucking Fiona you know that she was fucking everyone so fuck you, Fiona 'cause now I'm fucking done.